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@OreAkinde Hope he turned the other cheek?

I just slapped a random man that was catcalling me then touched me. The slap was so reflex, he was speechless.

@ConradMubiru @markgoldbridge We are not on the same level brother

@markgoldbridge 1- We don't consider you as Rivals, you aren't that scary 2- He won't downgrade to a club fighting for positions End of

Shouldn't be funding rivals for players they don't want. End of

@AbemanziW @markgoldbridge "Musiala 4 life"

@markgoldbridge Manchester united is no longer a rival to Arsenal, you guys fell off so badly

I've never read something this pathetic about a transfer before

@EliotFowle I was whelmed reasing that tbh

What a genuinely pathetic & stupid way to look at a transfer 😭

@1meajay High school na like secondary school

highschool? when was the og photo taken?

@Chimaforkeeps My own be say how you go dey use glo?

Shoutout to Spotify for demoting me to the free plan! I love the ads, nothing like being mid-chorus and hearing about protein shakes ads . I definitely need. Also, huge thanks for the random 30-second song snippets of artists I’ve never heard of. It’s like a surprise DJ who hates me. Free Spotify with ads >>>>> Premium. Who even wants uninterrupted music anyway? 😎

@stayEminent Please tell me this was in the 90s😭

When I did my IT was when I fully grasped the shit hole this country Nigeria really is I did my IT at a biscuit production company in Ibadan and they paid me ₦5000($3.5) every two weeks, ₦10k($7) a month What really killed me was the amount the permanent and contract workers got paid monthly Permanent workers- ₦30k($21) monthly Contracts workers- ₦20k ($14) monthly Supervisors - ₦50-60k($30-40) monthly depending on how long they had worked at the company Senior staffs were the only ones that earned slightly above minimum wage, also dependent on how long they had served the company, figures between ₦80k-150k($60-90) monthly What’s more crazy? This salary sheet only applies to Nigerian staffs, Foreign staffs earn way more higher. For better perspective, the lowest earning foreigner earns x5 the highest earning Nigerian worker.

@CFCdruw @FrankEra_ No way you think you'd get up to €20m for delap lmao be serious please

This is a great question. As questionable as our Directors have been, the one thing they’ve proved is their ability to sell. The few examples I’ll give: Gallagher, Mount, Havertz, João Félix, Broja, and a plethora of others. All players who were on a downward trajectory here at the Club and were sold for much more than we were expecting. We’re a good selling Club (I’m tired of being a good selling Club. Please, be serious this summer and sign proper CB’s). With Delap, he’s a profile (age, etc.), that Clubs are looking into nowadays. I could be wrong, of course. But there’s a lot to like in his tape from Ipswich. Just needs to turn things around.

I’d sell Liam Delap in the summer. Bought him for £30m, we’ll definitely sell for a profit. It’s a shame it hasn’t worked out for him here. Yes, injuries played a part at the beginning and yes, he’ll go on to have a good career. However, Chelsea need a better player here.

@SarahElijah13 @CynthiaAmara_ @obeze_abba Yeah i think her mom was a doctor from abroad sent to their village

@CynthiaAmara_ @obeze_abba I can't remember the cast because it has been a long time. But the movie was about the northern men marrying young girls. The mother of the girl with that condition was also victim of such condition but she was lucky to be saved by someone, so she became a doctor to save girls

The first time I heard about this condition was in a movie where a young girl was married off to an old man. After giving birth, she started smelling because she heard a tear and was left to live alone in a deserted place. That movie left me traumatized. Justice for Ochanya.

Hold this ratio tight

@Winifunds Hold this Ratio Tight

Hold God tight ❤️

@mz_zina More life to you

Happy birthday to me ♥️

@ldavid2kl Lol fb

@ifemain 😭

My heart is shattered 💔 Just a few hours ago, everything was perfect… laughter, good vibes, nothing out of the ordinary. It was one of those moments you wish you could pause and live in forever. Then in the blink of an eye, everything changed. Joy turned into chaos, and now I can’t even stop crying. I still can’t wrap my head around how such a beautiful day ended like this. One minute we were all fine… the next, it was panic. I can still hear my cousin’s voice ringing in my ears, “No please, no… hold it, hold it!” I tried… God knows I tried. But it was too late. Right before my eyes… it slipped. Our only bottle of red wine… gone. 🥹🍷

@yurrrenka @Ellis_ Wdym?

@ifemain @Ellis_ Bot

Literally every region in the world has a few idiots so I don’t get why people want to block entire regions from interacting with their posts / seeing posts from particular regions.

@1meajay Engagement groupchat bro, u get motion

@ifemain idg

lil baby and gunna >>>

@AsakyGRN This one dey owe aura

Wow! See how Koreans pulled up to Central Cee’s show in South Korea. Omo, look at the drip. 🤯

@FavorGrace90 See who mentally deranged girls wan drag abeg😭

Ready to take charge of my unit today. Our hustle will pay, we will not labor in vain. #AngelT

@TouchlineX Imagine robbing the balon d'or and going to madrid to become tchou backup💔

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Rodri's comments about Real Madrid last night will not come as much of a surprise to senior Manchester City staff. They have always thought he would like to end his career in Spain, and one day want a return to Atletico or move to Real Madrid. He mapped out his career several years ago. — @TimesSport

@currentiyke Na comedian

What is this😂