Ignatius Valentine IV

THIS IS SO AESTHETIC ITS ALMOST LIKE A MOVIE

The greatest gift you can give to God is to be pleased with what he has created for you.

Quite literally all your gains come when you feel like it's over and want to quit. Knock on gym bros, athletes all you want but they got that right. You should save the all out red-lining for those times. Rest is hitting singles/doubles and getting on base.

A good sign of success is if you're laughing and giggling all throughout the day. Everything is fun. Life is absurd. You respond to hate with jokes. You dance on the edge of what's acceptable to text your business partners. You send the meme you'd get cancelled for if it went public. You see God's workings all throughout the day and you laugh at his comedy. There's no need to be ultra serious all the time. Things will go better when you approach them with lightness and laughter. Even if something is "high stakes," don't fall into the illusions of seriousness, pressure, and attachment. These are programs. Dance through the "high stakes" situation with a playful spirit. We're all just grown-up kids pretending to be serious anyway. You will be healthier, have higher energy, and become more successful when you start gigglemaxxing and jestermaxxing.

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun

Missiles being shot off around the world. This is us, still enjoying life and not living with fear. Enjoy life, it could any second without a missile

This kinda character development isn't spoken about enough

Shoutout to Kevin Cook’s Tiger Slam book for offering a bit of gear minutiae I’d never heard before. During the 2000 Open Championship, Tiger used only one 2.1-inch tee for 72 holes. One. The tee remained in a leather pouch with his wallet and wallet from then on.

Everybody Wants to Rule the World Tears for Fears (1985)

My kids asked for Donald Duck tonight… I found this 1938 episode, and apparently Uncle Donny was a member of Cypress…

Ralph Lauren Nationalism

God gave you a sword and you asked for a shield. That was your first betrayal

you just need 1 pair of balls in an entire bloodline to change the lives of thousands of your descendants, forever. example: napoleon's dad left his family with so much debt after he died, that the family were hoping the french revolution could stir things up enough to somehow relieve them of their debts. napoleon was the only corsican to hold an artillery commission in the french army, and sometimes had to skip meals in order to afford books through his teenage years. he was teased for coming from a "conquered nation", and for being among the poorest of his classmates. despite this, of his 7 siblings who survived infancy, napoleon managed to lift his brothers & sisters to becoming: - 3 kings - a queen - 2 sovereign princesses He bought his mother a chateau on the seine, & gave her an annual salary of 1 million francs. when asked why she was still so frugal despite her new income, she replied, "Who knows, one day I may have to find bread for all the kings I've borne" titles of the house of bonaparte include: - Emperor of the French - King of Italy - King of Spain - King of Holland - King of Naples and Sicily - King of Westphalia - King of Rome - Prince of Elba - Prince of Andorra - Grand Duke of Berg and Cleves - Prince of Lucca and Piombino - Prince of Canino and Musignano - Prince of Montfort - Duke of Guastalla - Count of Meudon - Count of Moncalieri - Prince of Parma - Prince-President of France - Noble Patrician of Tuscany - Duke of Reichstadt - Count of Saint-Leu - Countess of Lipona - Grand Constable of France - Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine it only takes 1 real nigga.

things i fuck with HEAVILY: - listening to movie soundtracks while working - lapping lazy mfs who claim "health" as their reason for inaction (cope) - never doing more than one thing at a time - a highly diverse playlist of music i only play when driving recklessly (loud) - never using apple pay - always picking up the check when with larger parties (mog the other boyfriends) and then saying "nah i don't have venmo" - cold crypto wallets (several) - swallowing a few spoonfuls of kefir after taking modafinil on an empty stomach (gutmaxxing) - seamlessly falling into deep flow and forgetting to look at the time for 8 hours - getting a bottle instead of a glass - putting offline people on to this side of X - occasionally megadosing l-tyrosine - ragebaiting neurotic peaters by hating on carbs - occasionally working out without a plan and just doing fun exercises (small dose bromantane before sesh) - seeing dark circles in the mirror when brushing my teeth (modafinil war scars) - judging random people based on baseless preconceived notions - anytype (FUCK notion) - tom collins' whiskey sour's - buying new phones (feels so good for some reason) - talking with the uber driver (they always have the most insane stories, 90% made up) - sleeping too late yet still waking too early because i love what i do so much - drake (but in a cool, lowkey way) - disappearing for a few days - going on walks (never do it though) - proving the doubters wrong - but never directly, they'll find out eventually - popping an armodafinil and treating a saturday as a monday (time does not exist when you're this locked in) things i don't fuck with: - adderall - notion - anyone who sticks to one dogma until death and won't even consider looking at things from different perspectives - fat people - anyone who says they're going to do something then don't do said thing - anyone who says "i'm tired"

In a prior age, you could not be considered an educated individual if you were not at least conversant in Latin and Greek. I think about this often.

@RealSethRaynor Titleist/Footjoy, Ralph Lauren, Lockheed Martin, Hooters

Curious. If you could pick four sponsors as a tour player, what would they be? My 4: (Titleist, BD (or J-O), Milwaukee, Tesla)

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