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I was about to ask why squoze is not the past tense of squeeze; then I found out that it’s been in use since 1844. Hallelujah!

@marko_mati79319 @KLM Not to be a bummer but I’ve been on hold with @KLM via iMessage and WhatsApp for almost five days. They are woefully understaffed.

@KLM My flight KL1982 is cancelled. I am stranded. Your WhatsApp support has ignored me for 2 hours. I have a university exam in 48 hours. I need rebooking, NOT a refund. Booking XPSPDO. Please help this is unacceptable.

@xai @elonmusk Now with more Hitler!

We just unveiled Grok 4, the world’s smartest artificial intelligence. 🧵 Grok 4 outperforms all other models on the ARC-AGI benchmark, scoring 15.9% - nearly double that of the next best model - and establishing itself as the most intelligent AI to date.

“But her emails”

Stephen Miller has quite the punchable face.

The next #startrek action figure should be Self-Sealing Stem Bolt.

IKEA would make a killing if they bottled their signature perfume of sawdust and cinnamon rolls.

@crazyclipsonly RIP Tasha Yar

@ellymelly @ianmiles @elonmusk Designed by engineers.

@ianmiles @elonmusk It's horrible and soulless.

@elonmusk So it supports Motif now?

@elonmusk Translation: we fired most of engineering and can’t scale today.

To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day

Cube-shaped croissants are, by definition, not croissants.

@TerryMatalas I love everything about this movie except the montage in the third act. I thought it somehow cheapened the rest of this brilliant film.

It’s just the perfect science fiction film and gets better with every viewing.

Is there anything more frustrating than not being able to watch streaming content you downloaded in your home country while traveling abroad, due to copyright laws? I’m looking at you, @DisneyPlus and @paramountplus.

What do they call a blind dinosaur in Australia? An Idontthinkhesaurus.

@far33d PTSD

Classic.

When the TL;DR is longer than the preceding content.

@HoosAGoodBoy Isn’t that Timmy the Tapir?

Wordle 714 4/6* "Splendid!" ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜► "At the very [BLANK]." ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩► Moooo.🐮 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩► Yarrr! So close.🤏🏼👀 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩► OH! Thought of this for guess #3. "Oh yeah... That's the stuff!" - Artie the Aardvark.🥰😁

@MarathonTheGame Classic Mac game being resurrected... but not on Mac?

Who among you will write their names across the stars? Marathon – Coming to PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. 🐛 marathonthegame.com

Enterprise D fan service ftw

@far33d He looks like he lost a bet with his publicist.

I want to know the story of how Elliott Smith got booked onto this show.