the Sackler family did nothing wrong

FUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

Our cover of @kellyclarkson 's "Since U Been Gone" is out today! Coincidentally its on the same day that Kelly drops her new album. 'Did You Know' that her album has song that name drops Toadies? We didn't either! stereogum.com/2240647/toadie…

"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall." trib.al/3lNer4z

You wanna really fuck someone up, trap them for the 18 years their brain is doing most of its development in a situation where their primary model of a romantic relationship is at best miserable and at worse abusive.

Ritalin and coffee be playing my bones like a xylophone

Truly striking L for House conservatives demanding massive domestic spending cuts A few days ago, far-right of GOP was insisting ~10% cuts to domestic programs were insufficient Now, looks like they're going to get 0% cuts instead (albeit also no Ukraine $, & for time being)

if you don’t return your shopping cart you are sincerely and without qualification a massive fucking loser. one of the most obvious red flags for a lazy, selfish person. government-mandated dunce caps for these assholes.

Bro literally got the best one I’m not kidding this is the best stick iv ever seen in my life

We neeeed to stop letting influencers think it’s okay to film in public. Not only will I walk past your stupid video I’m pushing that shit into the train tracks next time and calling you a fucking loser to your face. FILM AT HOME

Is there any rich business women that want a kept husband ?? I cook good, clean, even bake ! Please…

*arches eyebrow* cnn.com/2023/09/07/pol…

I’ve been going to see Jimmy Buffett for over 30 years. RIP to a man who brought the world so much joy

I love my jeep but holy fuck, can I go one week without having to fix something ??

Professors that require the use of TopHat should be sentenced to death by firing squad

These fuckass dating apps are the bane of my existence

Trump specifying that his hair is “strawberry blonde” in his police booking is so cunt I’m sorry

[Prigozhin] A new video has emerged of Wagner's Prigozhin a few days after news emerged that he alongside it's founder Utkin were killed in a Plane crash which was speculated shot down by Russian Air defense. [Translation] The new video Shows Prigozhin in Hell saying "Guys we are still working, the temperature is 50c, everything is like we love, wagner is making russia stronger. Be great if we can get a geolocation on this Sorry I was late with this only just seen it and have been driving since yesterday