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unblock me george lopez

@ihatealmonds

final girl/ferret daddy/court jester

Las Vegas, NV Katılım Mayıs 2013
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John Kennedy@FrazzleMyGimp·
“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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unblock me george lopez@ihatealmonds·
I be sitting at customers tables telling them all about our work drama
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was sad so I bought 2 vintage dior bags and an italian greyhound puppy
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unblock me george lopez@ihatealmonds·
do u think the bartender I work with who only calls me by my full name and makes me pretty mocktails all day long wants me
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📎@Iithosphere·
I will figure it out I think
📎 tweet media
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danny
danny@dannethboi·
at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes
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nikita
nikita@poohthebear0·
(angriest i’ve ever been in my life) the wind feels nice
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unblock me george lopez@ihatealmonds·
taking my ferrets to get pictures with the Easter bunny and I just know they're gonna be bad
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Buck
Buck@Buck36043Buck·
Ohhhh you hate me. Should we have a party. Should we invite my Mother
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Grey
Grey@sweetgreasyb·
Can u od on smoke shop Kratom bars?
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unblock me george lopez@ihatealmonds·
I have the kind of autism that requires centrifugal force
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Nate
Nate@thenatewolf·
You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.
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unblock me george lopez@ihatealmonds·
was coordinating a stunt at work (not my job) and offered to be the dummy (also not my job) and got thrown through the door so hard my shoulder is going to be able to tell when it's gonna rain for the rest of my life
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i have always felt a strange connection to the meat department in the grocery store
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punxsutawney phil is fat as hell of course he sees his shadow every year
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