Brian Gruber

@heif while this take seems a little drastic, it's not wrong. if robert smith has enough pull to get ticketmaster to behave, so does bruce (and taylor)

Sad piece. I don’t feel same but thinking about it

I was on threads for 5 minutes but now I think my app is bricked 😭 it was just as I hit send on a long post of Queens food recommendations

I think the reason that people don't talk publicly about walking back their foray into microservices is that it can be viewed by some as "they got it wrong". Changing your mind when the situation changes is totally sane. Fixating on an approach like some holy dogma is a problem.

@Entenmanns did you change something about the chocolate chip cookies? These are... different than what I've been eating my entire life (except for that dark period in the early 2000s when the original recipe went off the market)

@turtlekiosk sometimes when my monitor wakes up the little diagnostic box says it's running at 3840x2160 and sometimes it says 2160p and i think it's just fucking with me.

you call it 4k. i call it 2160p. we are not the same

@vermicelli Yeah this wasn't from my voter registration but I bet it's a similar regulation (or lack thereof)

um @BOENYC why is my assembly member emailing me at an address i've only ever given to you? why are you sharing that information?

Dear @MTA, I get that you're excited about it, but I do not need a modal about the new service to grand central in my face every time I switch back to your app to see if my train is ever actually going to show up. Once was more than enough.

@vermicelli @akdetrick TIL that michael bay directed the aaron burr commercial

We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

Ok! Since my son’s synagogue preschool has amped up security and New Jersey’s temples were evacuated this month, here’s a test to see if a funny joke is anti-Semitic: If you replace “Jewish people” with another race is it racist? Are you making a uniquely terrifying time cute?

Let’s all switch back to Usenet newsgroups and collaborate on short text threads about Portishead and The X-Files. We can cross-post guitar tabs, REM lyrics, and Star Trek ascii art here for a short transitional period.

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This is exactly what happened to Jukt Micronics

who knew yoko was so into functional programming on the CLR? (i apologize for this terrible joke but i was required to tweet it, i don't make the rules)

@akdetrick make walgreens duane reade again

Well maybe it is wild but we were late so I'll just have to wait for some other mythical time to find out.

Being on a mode of transportation that actually leaves and arrives when it's supposed to is wild.

@vermicelli hard agree: what