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Shridhar V
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Shridhar V
@iimcomic
MBA Grad. Standup Comedian. Here for Jokes.
Mumbai, India Katılım Nisan 2014
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Wow. It’s unsurprising that the upcoming CEO of Apple has been made to look very similar to the old one.
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Arnab Goswami: These protests are dangerous. They’re giving platform to anti nationals.
Also, Arnab Goswami: Dear viewers, tonight on the panel we have 5 eminent scholars from Pakistan who will give their POV on why POK should be in Pakistan.
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When you have to make a Gen Z video that needs to be approved by Boomers 😭
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𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤 💯 पहले का इंडिया… स्कैम, ब्लास्ट और अस्थिरता। आज का इंडिया… हाथ में स्मार्टफोन, मेट्रो, एक्सप्रेसवे, नए एयरपोर्ट्स और IIT, IIM, AIIMS का तेज़ विस्तार। दशकों तक रुका विकास, अब तेज़ रफ्तार से आगे बढ़ रहा है। जब देश मजबूत नेतृत्व में आगे बढ़ रहा है, तो इस मौके का फायदा उठाइए और अपने करियर पर फोकस कीजिए। और हां… किसी का इस्तीफा किसी एक व्यक्ति की “पर्सनल विक्ट्री” नहीं, बल्कि लोकतंत्र की ताकत का प्रतीक है। सरकार चुनौतियों का समाधान करने और युवाओं के लिए बेहतर भविष्य बनाने की दिशा में लगातार काम कर रही है। अपने फ्यूचर पर फोकस रखो… क्योंकि Strong India = Stronger Future. 🇮🇳
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@zeptocares Guys, it’s been more than 2 hours. I thought you’d take 10 minutes here also 🧐
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Huh! Why the customer service gotta be so scammy with these companies. Here’s an example from @ZeptoNow. They delivered a faulty product and before I can share the response to the chat, they’re marking the conversation as complete 🤦🏻♂️
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I’m glad the protest ended on a Saturday.
Everyone gets a full day of rest on Sunday before going back to work from Monday to convert raw data into actionable insights 🥹
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Bollywood producers while uploading their new movie trailers in the next few weeks.
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Recommended changes to the cabinet:
Gadkari ji as Education Minister - Undue pressure on students will go away with 80% becoming the new 100%
Nirmala ji as Road Transport Minister - Petrol with multiple slabs of ethanol at 5%, 18% & 40%. Also, 0% ethanol upto 100 ltrs per month
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A day in the life of fanboys:
The minister won’t resign, these are just students doing timepass. Govt has taken steps by making Instagram reels. Strict action should see we told you, Dharmendra Pradhan has resigned, this is a Govt that listens to people. This is a masterstroke.
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At this rate, Modi ji will do a Reddit AMA before an actual press conference.
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Nobody:
Delhi Police: We wish to clarify that this is fake news.
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Celebrities giving their statements:
Education is very good. Students also very important. Exams are crucial. Youth is country’s future. I can relate, I was also youth & did college. Govt also good. Everybody great. Have dialogue. Just sort it out fast & go watch my movie soon.
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“Media telling people not to let any political party hijack their cause”
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*Protestors sit peacefully for 20 days*
Hehehe look at these losers, nobody gives a damn about them 😂😂
*Protestors get up and march*
Arre what is this! Why can’t you just sit peacefully? authorities were always ready for discussion anytime. It’s of course an important issue.
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“We are not interested in videos, except if it’s India’s Got Latent or a movie that doesn’t sit well with the establishment. Then, we’ll binge watch them over the weekend and give urgent orders” 🥹
Live Law@LiveLawIndia
#BREAKING "Don't waste our time," CJI Surya Kant on plea against police action on student protesters during #CJP march. "We are not interested in videos, we don't have time to watch," CJI tells lawyer who said there are videos showing police atrocities.
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There’s too much foreign funding involved in such protests.
I wish we had someone from the Govt who’s willing to travel to a new country every week to investigate the source of this funding personally 🧐
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I’m sorry, Diet Coke this, Diet Coke that but this one’s an absolute banger. Tried this today & it tastes much much better than Coke Zero or Diet Coke 😮
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