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BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump gets pummeled with mockery after inviting 45 nations to her "Be Best" education summit — and then abandoning the event after just seven minutes.
There's mailing it in and then there's whatever the hell this was...
According to the pool report, Melania arrived at the "Melania Trump's Fostering the Future Together Global Coalition Summit at the U.S. State Department" roundtable event at 10:01 am.
She was gone by 10:08 am.
“As people we dream. As leaders we progress. As nations we will build,” she said in her opening remarks. “Beginning today, let’s accelerate our new global alliance, this bond, to positively impact the progress of our children.”
As it turns out, the only thing "accelerating" was her body as she rocketed out of the building and back into her car. She showed up, went through the motions, and then darted out — making it abundantly clear that she doesn't actually give a damn about education. She just wants to do the bare minimum and claim credit.
The pool report made a special note that Melania was "wearing a gray caviar tweed pantsuit from Dolce & Gabbana" because the only thing that this woman genuinely cares about are her outfits.
Microsoft, Google, and OpenAI were present for the event as was Ukrainian First Lady Olena Zelenska, the wife of President Volodymyr Zelensky, and Sara Netanyahu, wife of noted war criminal Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Social media was predictably aflood with jokes, insults, and jabs at Melania's expense. Many of them joked that her so-called "Einstein visa" should be revoked immediately. Others said that her speech lasted as long as Donald's first two marriages.
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