Ildiko McCabe

@bannedyoangel Also, the “hi puppy!” 🤣🦮

I’m wheezing laughing

@bannedyoangel I’m ALL of this. 😆

@historyinmemes Sounds like a good plan 😂

describing women who clean and run a house, look after multiple children and source and prepare food for a spouse as “not working” is surely one of the most successful conspiracies of the 20th century

@TerribleMaps The great state of Confusion

Can you name this state? Most Europeans can't

@DrZedZha I was doubling over with pain. Urologist said: gynecology related. OBGYN said: urology related. 2 yrs later the pain came back. I searched the newly founded WebMD and I figured out I had kidney stones. $3K bills + many visits yet those drs couldn’t see it. 😳

"One more thing," the patient says, right when I'm about to exit the exam room. I used to be annoyed by it. Until one day, a patient's "one more thing" was actually "the" thing she wanted to say. But she needed to feel me out and make sure I was a safe person first. So, I sat back down and listened. Then we discussed and ran tests. "You restored my faith in doctors." She took the bus just to tell me this today after making a full recovery. Her visit filled my heart with warmth and purpose. If we ask people to wait for months for their appointments, then (sometimes) hours in our offices, we can hear them out for their one more thing.

@bookingcom 1) I insisted on the full amount and then I got disconnected and a 0.6% future travel voucher was sent, despite saying we do not want a partial (?) voucher. 2) THE PROPERTY OWNER REFUSES to engage, during the stay, after the stay, with Booking.

@ildi907 ... this would be the final outcome, which we wouldn't be able to change. You could discuss your complaint with the accommodation directly to see if they are willing to refund you from their side. If you need further clarification, let us know. 4/4

@bookingcom The place my friend reserved is a dump w\ a broken bed & mold everywhere. For 500GB spent you are trying to give 29.5GB credit because THE PROPERTY ISN’T REPLYING TO YOUR CALLS AND EMAILS. How is this not a scam? Why aren’t travelers protected?🤯

@JeromeAdamsMD I don’t always put last names in my phone but I always fill out the 3rd line (company) with the info how I know the person. Some first names I have 6-8 of, I can’t keep up!!

My son is named my Eli. My golf instructor is named Eli. I texted my son to tell him to take the dogs and the trash out. My golf instructor then texted me, “is 1030 tomorrow okay?” I fired back a not so nice message… 🤦🏽‍♂️

@DiabolicalSpuds When my sister (Hungarian) asked me “why do Americans give each other bugs!!” “Huh?!?” “I wanted to buy something and the guy said it’s 50 bugs!!” 🤣

I am losing my mind at this post on Reddit. Apparently he was mishearing the phrase "nice to meet you".

@cutienataliaa @Tv_LilJosh @InternetH0F I pay $80 for oil chsnge. For $110 we get the full checkup -breaks, washer fluids, etc.

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@InternetH0F Red pill. I needed my growing pains in my teens to be who I am today. 10 is too young to know it all. Let me be a kid!! 😁 Then, gimme the money. 😋

@Bornakang I’m going to guess without looking that’s she’s white, because if she was black, she would be in handcuffs right now, or worse. 🤔

BREAKING: The Rubik’s cube world record has been broken at 3.13 seconds 🎉🤯

@DBelardoMD I’m going to live forever then! 🥰

One of my favorite experiences being a physician is meeting patients >90 years old, and asking them what they believe helped them live so long. My favorite answer was today, when a 98 year old woman answered: dessert, every single day, for her entire life. She never skips 😀🥹

@HWarlow mulberrytreegallery.co.uk/collections/re…

So I went off to look for mote Rebecca Lardner art The first is ‘Tides in’ But not sure of second the Rose Gallery only let me take one down. That isn’t the way to run a Gallery….I like to show artists other pieces they have created. Had to find more, I hate wasting time

@Mario_Trabucco @TerribleMaps Me thinks that’s not it 😂

@TerribleMaps They are actually all correct, just the transparency of the globe has not been set right, so the map is showing places from the other side of the planet.

Spotted on a Turkish Airlines flight

@EarnMayo 🥴 so cheesy 🥴

This is my current view. Next time you decide to talk shit, take a picture of your surroundings and I’ll judge whether you’re worth listening to.

@EarnMayo 🤮

It’s kill be or be killed out here. As humans our survival instinct is our oldest emotion dating back millions of years. I refuse to go against my evolutionary biology to appease the woke mob.