Vashti's Brain is a Cursed Object

My superpower is wreaking havoc of Rube Goldberg proportions.

@slothanova Don't forget Beeman. Yes I'm responding to a 2-year-old tweet. I'm finally watching The Americans.

me watching The Americans and being attracted to every single character

Dude. @TheCleftonTwain @_Wolf_Wise @slothanova @Trooper10647910

@theogany Good, thank you! How are you?

@theogany Hi Skippy! I'm good, thanks. How's it going?

@rayray_twt @SavLovesSwift My ride or die pads are the Kotex U All-Nighters (orange), but not the extra heavy ones (purple), those really do feel like a diaper to me. Also, PSA: the Always Anti-Bunch ones are a lie. I've never had pads bunch up as much as those.

@SavLovesSwift What I wanna know is what type of pads are people using!

I don’t know why as a 25-year-old woman I still feel embarrassed that I prefer pads over tampons when I’m on my period. Does anyone else feel this way? Can we end this stigma please? No period product shaming! Wear what you’re comfortable with! You’re not gross!

@SaraTemptasia @SavLovesSwift Dudes. I haven't worn in tampons in 34 years. I can count on one hand the number of times I have actually used one. Can't stand them. You need to be comfortable especially at that time.

@SavLovesSwift Overnight extra long pads WITH WINGS are my go-to. I usually only do tampons if I’m at work because my bathroom breaks are few and far between

@mandylawson7 Are those Stanley cups worth the hype? And $45?

Mandy, what are you doing today? Coffee and Mario. Coffee and Mario, friend.

@TheCleftonTwain Dude instagram.com/p/C1f9OjbLbLV/…

@ilikeyourtalkin You're damn right they are. Also the Snickers eggs for Easter.

. @TheCleftonTwain Snickers trees are far superior to regular Snickers.

@TheCleftonTwain @plotwench My husband found them at a weird 7-11 with a gas station, so you could start there.

@ilikeyourtalkin @plotwench I haven't even seen those! I must find them and then THEY WILL BE MINE!!!

@TheCleftonTwain @plotwench I wanted to try the pb skeletons and ghosts but couldn't find them. On a different note, have you tried the caramel pb cups? They're amazing because caramel but also very very sweet.

@plotwench @ilikeyourtalkin Agreed...except the pumpkins are the same as the eggs, just with a slightly altered shape. And, since they're Halloween-themed, they win. :)

@theogany The whole time I wasn't exactly sure.

#Barbie is like eating meth laced cotton candy.

@slothanova yes

are there really people out there who hate wes anderson? like…all wes anderson? even tenenbaums? even bottle rocket? can’t relate!

@TheCleftonTwain I wish I had punched that person in the face

My life is a constant state of "I wish I could go back to that moment and say something funnier or wittier or more poignant or set that one thing on fire."

@slothanova That movie is hilarious.

not my all time fave but I need to talk about this one

@TheCleftonTwain What size do I want to get? And what colors do you think are a good start? I'd like a variety pack but I guess they don't do that. Thanks again.

@TheCleftonTwain Ok cool, I'm glad I asked then! Thanks!

. @TheCleftonTwain what's a good kind of 3d printer filament? My sil is getting my nephew a 3d printer for Xmas. Thanks!

@slothanova Hot black tea with milk and sugar!

Hot cocoa