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Tom: "don't you see?" *flips letters to spell 'I am Lord Voldemort'* Harry: God, what a nerd... Tom: Hey, c'mon :(

@grovymango bloOop!

Very scary when you poop and the toilet water splashes back

This park is selling park ranger hats, this has to be some kind of stolen valor

FREE SPEECHE (if it nice to me) (if not;; jail)

wait u can be “found” “guilty” of “crimes?” ?? of “all 34” of them????? just because u did them??????????

@FoxNews "activist" 😂

The Southern California city of Westminster has officially installed "Charlie Kirk Way" signs to honor the late conservative activist.

@horsetwting Surprise surprise, your replies are filled with butthurt maga guys 😁

@chuckybUSA @horsetwting Change your name to snowflake traitor 😊

@horsetwting You should change your name donkey , fucking jackass🤡🤡🤡

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fuck you

whenever AI pops up unbidden to try to “help me” with my writing

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

this guy is going to post my own profile picture at me in a min

i think i give a fuck

Sorry I haven’t been around much. I started my own business and I’ve been chasing the bag. I made 2xx,xxx last year, which is fucking ridiculous for me. I don’t play Destiny anymore. It’s boring af. I play Sea of Thieves a few times a week though. It’s pretty chill. I still love you guys though.

@ChaosHusk Man...I miss what this game was before Bungie went independent..we all had high hopes for them to make it less awful in the grind and improve QoL. Little did we know they were scheming BIG TIME against us, starting with going F2P to devalue paid expansions before gutting the game

Man...I miss pinnacles..I shouldve appreciated them more when they were here

You watching Jurassic Park : doctor grant ties two female ends of the seatbelt at the start of the movie as foreshadowing about the female dinosaurs reproducing without a male Me : I want to spit in Jeff goldblums mouth I want to spit in Jeff goldblums mouth I want to spit in...

Dysphoria got me feeling like n64 Stephanie McMahon all the time

@Kingofmoonmen @SickAnimation Dang, not even a little Snickers?

@SickAnimation 0/10

Open the straight of her what!?