Il'setsya Wyrmtouched

For the record, "Il'setsya" works perfectly with the old "My Buddy"/"Kid Sister" theme song! Also, I could have a voidworm mini-chorus follow anyone around singing it on constant loop!

I'm used to being the smartest person in the room, but with absolutely ZERO impulse control!

Me: And for my next performance I will open a Gate to summon Dee Snider for a duet of 'We're Not Gonna Take It' wherein I have zero skill points in Performance. Cleric: Ma'am, this is a temple of Abadar! Me: Precisely! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

It's winter! Christmas time approaches! Time to celebrate! [Art by Nanihoo]

Me getting accosted by axiomites: "What is the charge?! Smoking pesh? Succulent Katapeshi Pesh?! Get your hands off my tail!"

It's spooky season! Time for candy and tricks and shenanigans. Especially the shenanigans! Trick or Treating in the rich neighborhood in another cosmology counts as a shenanigan! @Ask_Shemeshka was not amused by our costumes I don't think! #Planescape #dnd [Art by Nanihoo]

I mean, there's truly something to be said for flying and speaking in often drunken riddles, but I really want to bring back Xaositect scramblespeak. :D

Just so you're aware, I can and will out drink you, and I have a magic marker. A box of them. *grins in Chaotic Neutral*

So, while I live in my wife's mansion in Galisemni, let's just say that I've played magical DIY architect and added my own demiplanar extensions and renovations over the years. Yes, it's basically a wild magic Groverhaus at this point. *giggle*

Except for the fact that stepping hoof into Hell is physically and mentally existentially agonizing, I have it on my bucket list to break every bylaw of Dis's HOA. Don't ask how I came to own a house there. Alcohol and, ironically, law breaking! *grins in cHaoTiC NEuTral*

@Ask_Shemeshka Sure I'm an arcanist, but I'll be the rogue!

So mortals! I'm in the mood to go slumming. No, not going to a 2 star versus a 3 star Michelin restaurant. I'd like to join an adventuring party on a lark. Obviously I'm the party wizard. Looking for a tank, a rogue, and something else. NO CLERIC!!!! *preen*

Just saying!

When you're still technically your wife's apprentice, so you can attend her magic school classes and be utterly and absolutely obnoxious about flirting with her during class. This is the low key version of flirting with her for me LOL [Art by Nanihoo]

I need these pencils! #Pathfinder

While I have no intention of bamfing from this reality over to another entirely, I might occasionally be found over at @ilsetsya.bsky.social because it was nicely asked of me!

I DID choose the Chaos life. The Chaos life didn't choose me. You know, because of chaos, and agency, and choice and yeah. *bamfs away, leaving behind a swarm of voidworms and 1d4 wacky waving inflatable arm tube proteans*

To answer the question and in the immortal words of Tom Tom Club, "What you gonna do when you get out of jail?" "I'm gonna have some fun!" Getting out probably involved a meteor swarm!

Merry Christmas/Xaosmas/Yule/whatever stuff you mortals celebrate! [Art by Avionetca]