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@creepydotorg Kim Jong Un

Who is the most evil person who is still alive today?

@RealMaxit Life is beautiful.

I committed suicide in 2015. I drank a 5th of whiskey, a bottle of wine while downing 30 serequel pills and 20 clonopin pills. While I was waiting to pass out and never wake up, a voice told me "Michael. call 911" I was almost incoherent in my thoughts. The voice was insistent now "Michael, call 911". I never talked to myself in the 3rd person. It was weird. I looked at my hand. The phone was there. I was never a phone person. I don't know where it came from. I dialed 911. I explained to the person I had done the pills and drink. She asked if I could make it to the door. I said I could. I walked to the door and went outside. There was a police car driving up at that same moment. It was as if it was meant to happen. He asked for my ID. I gave it to him. Then I was gone. I remember a little about being transferred to an ambulance. I woke in a hospital bed 2 days later. I was happy. I could not understand it. I was happy. I felt good. I was telling jokes and having a good talk with the hospital staff as they were getting me ready to be transferred to a mental hospital. I finally understood how the Lord saved me. I have never been the same, since. I can't explain it. I was saved and saved. I am not worthy but I was spared hell. I got healthy. I went from 250lbs to 170. I read my bible. My non military PTSD was a thing I could deal with without pharma. I now take no meds. So, here I am, alone, no need for social appeasement. Only to gather the lay of the land and make dumb posts, sometimes. May you all be blessed as I have been. Thank you, Lord.

Man, people are very artistic in the way they speak. 😂

@forallcurious This is probably another lie. 🫩

🚨: Research reveals mitochondria communicate using light, revealing humans are essentially beings of light

@CharnelKeisha They're the ruling royal family of Saudi Arabia. What do you think? And also I said that cuz most of us would have loved to be apart of a royal family, but we aren't, so consequentially, we ignore their history, culture and flame them. I do this too. 🫩

@im_aestro Are they rich?

So Royal families started because one day some guy decided he was Him and everyone else listened??

@Joshinken1 @mr__jpc @babooshke He meant slave humorously and figuratively. How do you not see that. Yeah you can flame him, but you can't infer he hasn't been loved. Most of these guys are actually extremely attractive men who don't have to give shit to women to keep them. Think Clavicular. 💀

@im_aestro @mr__jpc @babooshke Someone thinking that a woman posting about her boyfriend means that she considers him to be her slave lets me infer A LOT Among the many things it lets me infer is the fact that this man has never been loved

@VisionaryVoid So you said shit basically.

The Teenager Who Accidentally Performed Brain Surgery on Himself With a Gun. In 1983, a 19-year-old Canadian student known in medical journals only as "George" was suffering from a devastating case of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. His condition was so debilitating that he was paralyzed by compulsions, forcing him to wash his hands hundreds of times a day, drop out of school, and completely isolate himself. Desperate and believing his mind was entirely broken beyond repair, George decided to take his own life. He managed to get his hands on a .22-caliber rifle, pointed the barrel into his own mouth, and pulled the trigger. The bullet tore directly through the left frontal lobe of his brain, but miraculously missed every major blood vessel and vital life-sustaining area. Paramedics rushed his unconscious body to the hospital, where trauma surgeons successfully removed the bullet fragments and saved his life. When George finally woke up, his doctors were stunned. Not only had he survived without any permanent physical brain damage or loss of cognitive function, but the crippling mental illness that had ruined his life was completely gone. By sheer astronomical luck, George had accidentally performed a flawless, incredibly precise prefrontal lobotomy on himself. The bullet had perfectly severed the exact neural pathways responsible for his compulsive behavior, accidentally curing the very illness that drove him to pull the trigger.

@babooshke This is quite funny.

@Joshinken1 @mr__jpc @babooshke Don't be stupid @Joshinken1 🤦🏻‍♂️, you can't infer that from a comment. Your statement wouldn't reek if you didn't add the 'no one has ever loved you part', now you have inadvertently posed as a retard. 🫩

@mr__jpc @babooshke Or Hear me out She’s in a relationship where they love each other I know thats hard for you to believe since no one has ever loved you, but it does happen

@PamelaBies Honestly my dear, I don't even know anymore. The fact that there's am actual reason behind it is polarizing. 😭

Why do so many women choose to humiliate themselves on adult platforms online instead of just getting a normal job?

@yslmammi Never has anything been more factual. The era where everyone is walking around extremely superficial with rot brains.

Social media made guys obsessed with women they’ve never met… and made women feel entitled to lifestyles they’ve never lived and can’t afford. Everyone chasing illusions instead of building reality

I won't be so sure about the IQ part. 😂 He's Gen Z remember, a Monkey may have assisted him in typing this.

@Bad_AI_ @Tekeee I won't be so sure about the IQ part. 😂 He's Gen Z remember, a monkey may have assisted him in typing this.

@Tekeee you have: - male body (strengh) - 2 legs - 2 arms - eyes - brain that knows how to type without mistakes, so therefore IQ above monkey average go to work, you lazy ass

I’m 26 - no job - no girlfriend - no friends - no money - no hairline - no sociallife - no savings - no brain cell - no wifi(stealing neighbour’s) - no food Is it over for me?

@Kekius_Sage The only statistics in relation to Gen Z that's a good thing. So we're not totally and utterly doomed after all. 🤓

🚨Recent data shows Gen Z belief in God has surged to 45%, nearly tripling from 16% in 2021

The only statistics in relation to Gen Z that's a good thing. So we're not totally and utterly doomed after all. 🤓

Better question. 'Anyone know of a good job for someone people hate?'

@614clinton Better question. 'Anyone know of a good job for someone people hate?'

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

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@SaycheeseDGTL why is it always blacks? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Judge releases 12-year-old accused of shoving rocks in the mouth of a 12-year-old girl so his friend could r*pe her. Jusiah Jones was granted “strict house arrest.”

@DeeWaynee94 As you can see, no one even tried to debunk or clarify your claims. 😂 We have all come to the understanding that this post is from a profoundly stupid, probably unattractive person with no other means of livelihood than hoping his fellow atheists cheer him on in the comments. 🫩

“God” made 100 billion galaxies but still needs grown adults to translate his wishes through vague poetry and mood swings.