slimer (parody)
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slimer (parody)
@im_carney
mutual aid also i make art DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT ACTUALLY THE GREEN SLIMY GHOST FROM GHOSTBUSTERS, PARODY




Are you team Ethel or team Lana?



COMING SOON to Nebraska: Cornhusker Clink. Today, we’re announcing a new partnership with the state of Nebraska to expand detention bed space by 280 beds. Thanks to Governor Pillen for his partnership to help remove the worst of the worst out of our country. If you are in America illegally, you could find yourself in Nebraska’s Cornhusker Clink. Avoid arrest and self deport now using the CBP Home App.




It doesn’t happen often but you guys know these twitter dudes who troll me show up to my work to intimidate me. When it does happen, they’re always so surprised at how broad my shoulders are and how my muscles glisten when I’m blowing them in the broom closet a few hours later.














