shane hollander's purple buttplug

the most parasocial take yall will ever hear from me is i think i would enjoy watching reheated rivalry with @CocoGauff

@scratchspins i have never been more down

vegas fix-it…with an Ilya from the future…and it’s also just a dream so we don’t have to worry about actual plot or time travel implications…is anyone with me

I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE

@breewna omg i have NO ONE to talk to about this show

funny how adults always has hit tweets but doesn't have an established fandom

@coneret these specific four live in my head rent free

he had the mirror selfie down to an art form

it irritates me so bad when people say HR "became good" in ep3/4. im sorry your life wasnt changed for good the moment you heard "Wow. Genetic."

@rioserenity_ i want this picture on a tshirt but i live in a country where that would lead me to getting disowned so a pfp is the next best thing🥰

what's the story behind your pfp?

@fujobritta @blackmagnet0 shane's dedication to hockey is such a core part of him, having that questioned by one of his closest teammates in a very public manner in a tense locker room + insufficient apology after make it really hard for me to brush jj off. i do want to but i just feel bad for shane

@imaginalmoon @blackmagnet0 also its ok if u just want to give ur take im open to hearing other perspectives haha

JJs dads are named Jean and Jacques which is why jj is named Jean-Jacques. They couldn't decide on who'd get the Jr so they decided to combine both their names

@fujobritta @blackmagnet0 love that we are on the same page to a T on this bc you hit the nail on the head, hayden had TIME. initial skepticism aside...he didnt give ilya a chance it was so continuously disrespectful

@imaginalmoon @blackmagnet0 oh yeah i hate hayden too lol but thats cause he had a lot more time to adjust to it and was Still kinda weird about their relationship (and also has some personal homophobia problems)

everytime i want to complain about dumb hollanov discourse, i remember that people could be doing deep dives on the voting history of connor's cousin's grandparents' fish instead and just let it be

@fujobritta @blackmagnet0 i have a nuanced take on this but im not sure if i can articulate it within a tweet without sounding like im arguing😭 anyway im open for jj redemption but i will always be a hayter

@imaginalmoon @blackmagnet0 tbf jj bounced back immediately after and made it up to shane 😭 i dont blame him from letting his emotions get the better of him for a few moments when in his heart he does genuinely want shane to be happy

saw an argument on threads saying they consider social media to be more for readers than authors so openly critiquing fic is fine and that really blew my mind like… babes do y’all think we’re not otherwise active in our fandoms? i personally don’t churn out fic in a vacuum 😭

@ilyarpf how does one go about doing that

I need to join more gcs to become Social on hrtwt

@LumineSolecent omg hope you get to see them

Goodnight everyone <3 I gotta wake up insanely early tomorrow to hopefully swim with sea turtles and if it happens I may just cry

i just got wet because it started pouring rain on my walk to the bus. is this what i get for touching grass?

@fookintentacle i dont want to tell you to kys🥲

why does no one DM me? I see everyone constantly getting messages and friends. I don't even get kys ones! Am I that much of a loser?!

when it comes to hollanov fics, i am such a picky eater. i know what i like and stick to it. and in true picky eater style, i would NEVER put down someone else for liking a wider variety of food than i do. does that clear things up for yall?

before i read the books, the first and most striking part of hollanov for me was that they were equals, down to them being the same height. the second a fic mentions the book height difference i am OUT

@tonedeafandh0t @vnillachey i was so confused abt this bc you were really nice about it too😭

@vnillachey She does they attacked me the other day for criticizing her choice to not tell us the breed of Anya skdkfkoffo 😭😭😭

i didn’t realize rachel had shooters like that 😭😭😭

i don't read fics with hollanov having kids, the series on tiktok by sharksmile is more than enough for me and has its own little universe in my head