local turtle plushie (ㄅㄙ)

pivoting this acc to english bc i dont really interact with my local bdsm scene anymore anyways hi my owner is active in #nsfwtwt so i guess thats where i am also mdni, and my owner makes the final call on what interactions are okay will add more in replies when i think of it

fuck me

明日もウミガメどら焼き🐢さん達ご用意いたします‼️

ナックラーとイシズマイ #ポケスリ3周年をみんなで

The great soup escape of the bark choy pups!

hello everyone

@harriVT this is our beans on toast

people get mad at me when i tell them this is authentic asian cuisine

韓国で流行りの幸運アイテムが 可愛すぎる(՞⸝⸝› ̫ ‹⸝⸝՞) 健康運と願い運のカメさん欲しいな… ヨンナムドンにもあるみたいだから行って作ってこよーっと💭ྀི

@mysillycomics please im still recovering financially from the coelacanth… i make 2 plushie dollars a day and i have 13 plushie mouths to feed you cannot do this to me…

silly sturgeon concept -> plush ! 🤎

Beep beep! I'm on my way to love you!

@carloscarloswas awh i was lining finale up in my head with the gameplay and everything

yo my omega fight is bugged

@nocontextmemes its a vestigial organ

getting crazy

Oh, to be a little frog in a herb garden

Commfishion

i accidentally ghosted my commissioner and im going to have to ghost him (i onow thats bad) for another day because im Not done with my commission yet i am NOT cut out for this line of work

@electromechgirl @Longswordwife i like fiji fred. i would like to make friends with fiji fred.

@Longswordwife Moby Dick is a fictionalized version of Mocha Dick, and Mocha Dick was a combination of an island and the common first name; like naming a whale today Fiji Fred

Why are whales names “____ Dick” Is Dick a title of nobility for whales or something

i dont know why but these days i keep wanting to have my legs physically wrenched open for some reason

@trashcand0ll this is true