Sydney 💜

Having sex is cool but wouldn’t it be cooler if your roommate actually put the TP roll on the TP holder instead of on the counter??? .... No... I’m asking because I don’t know what that feels like 🙃

@g_uhhhhh_ Hi I care and I’m in love, let me in

In case anyone cares

moon and stars 💫🌛 (i literally could not look lol)

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here

@payton_nicole17 🤙🏻😛✌🏻

Revenge of the sith day🤪🤪

@samrose_8 @m0mfarts Hey baby? No one did 😂

@m0mfarts @imaprincess920 I never thought I’d see the day n I couldn’t be happier

I have a duty to fulfill and it is replying “Welcome to the dark side 😈” to ppls’ instagram stories once they get into dnb

Can’t believe I crafted so hard for someone who DOESN’T DESERVE MY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS

@payton_nicole17 I mean aren’t we all in some way

@imaprincess920 I’m being attacked for my mothers actions

HEY

@payton_nicole17 I hope you step in a wet spot every time you change your socks, I hope your chicken is always slightly too dry, I hope your laundry scent is always too strong 🥫🪀🥁

@imaprincess920 I hope you always stain your white shirt, I hope your socks are always unmatched, I hope your soda is always flat 💥

“I hope you find your peace”… that’s nice, I hope you don’t and you think about me forever

@payton_nicole17 I hope you always lose 1 headphone, I hope your phone doesn’t hold a charge, I hope you always forget to set your alarms 🪽⭐️🫧

@imaprincess920 I hope you hit every red light, I hope your food order is always wrong, I hope you leave your wallet at a gas station 🥰

@payton_nicole17 I hope your Netflix logs you out so you have to log in every time, I hope your shoe laces always come untied, I hope you always have a small rock in your shoe ✨

@imaprincess920 May every day off be shitty weather, may your bald spot be more prominent every day, and may every woman leave you in time😇

@payton_nicole17 Mommy PLEASE

@imaprincess920 You’re about to be on restriction

@payton_nicole17 keeps saying ‘Just tell me you hate me” …. As if I could EVER hate my other half

@payton_nicole17 I DO MOST OF THE TIME

@imaprincess920 THEN WATCH THE THINGS I SEND YOU

@m0mfarts Best I can do is forehead kisses and ice cream

Help! I’m dying and the only cure is for someone to take me back to Shambhala immediately !

Deleting every trace of them on socials >>>

@g_uhhhhh_ BARK BARK BARK 🥵🥵🥵 certified baddie

Started at 29 -> 35 now :)