Ian Mayall

@davezerafa @genxmom321 @StateDept It can be argued legitimately that the American people had a choice of 2 shit sandwiches but to say that he was the lesser of 2 evils does make me question exactly what your criteria for judging was.

@genxmom321 @StateDept @DannyCampsalot Me too, well mostly I picked not Kamala. I knew it was lesser of two evils I just didn't know how bad it was going to be

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The war in Iran has been won. The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news.

@John_Blizzard @gothburz You not realise that this is a pisstake John?

@gothburz 🇺🇸

Trump just crossed the Delaware again except it's the Persian Gulf and he brought a Big Mac. BREAKING: Man who has never been told "no" arrives at foreign oil terminal with a hamburger and nine flags. Don't worry, he brought the "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner as well. "THE DEAL" has Special Sauce on it, and he does not care.

@matoxley Don't think younger people realise how big a performance jump these and the Golf were at the time.

@imayall Pre 1.9

Wot I did with my TT winnings 🤑

@ejs100802 @ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown Because even then they are a minority of the population thus you have alienated the majority of the population.

@ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown Why is it PR suicide when they see categorically predicted to be the second biggest party in the UK at the moment

Woeful judgement from @IpswichTown. It looked bad yesterday when it was just a ‘conference room booking’. This is PR suicide for a family club #itfc

@LlyrPowell Can you define the Establishment please? Or is it anyone who disagrees with you?

They’ll say or do anything to take down Nigel Farage and Reform. The establishment is rattled. The attacks will only get more vicious. The smears more relentless. Hold firm. Vote Reform on May 7th for a better future.

@Iromg Some of the best quotes describing your TalkTV career.

Nobody’s listening. No one believes him. He’s a compulsive, thin skinned, duplicitous liar…

@RaverOldskool @JonathanPieNews You ever been to an abattoir? Can arrange for you if you haven't.

@JonathanPieNews Good to see you speaking out about torturing animals. I take it we can count on your support in our attempt to ban halal?

Sign this if you're a cunt who likes to torture and kill animals for 'sport' so much, you use 'trail hunting' as a means to do it surreptitiously.

@apereceived Sorry mate. My bad. One of my friends is the big cheese at one of the helicoptor squadrons. He was in Iraq and Afghanistan. Makes me sick that gutless wonders like Jones attempts to be the "big man" when in reality he'd shit himself if he met anyone in real life.

@imayall @MarkJonesNews1 @lewis_goodall I was replying to Mark Jones

Today’s news: Trump blinked.

@apereceived @MarkJonesNews1 @lewis_goodall When you put your name and photo on Twitter. My relatives will go to war when it's agreed with other nations and not when a senile old cunt wakes up and goes "I have a feeling".

@MarkJonesNews1 @imayall @lewis_goodall When are you signing up?

@MarkJonesNews1 @lewis_goodall No, rational people who have relations in the military could see that he was being a complete cunt. Just like the cunts who support him no matter what.

@lewis_goodall Oh do fuck off US & Israel have destroyed the Iranian military Loony left nut bags were desperate for the Iranian regime to succeed and give Trump a bloody nose It is so nauseating

@MAGAVoice If you see this as anything other than a climb down then you're in a cult. Also, I've a couple of bridges for sale.

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns the World by POSTPONING all military strikes on IRAN’S Energy and power plant infrastructure President Trump just proved everyone wrong ABSOLUTE MIC DROP 🔥

@marth_nancy @Heccles94 We're good thanks. Your media lies to you more than ours does and yes, I used to live in the States so I've way more experience of both than you.

@Heccles94 I think you better worry about the UK. You have big problems there!

Is the world really going to have to burn because the USA can't impeach a president?

@ashincolorado Can I bet anywhere on you losing? Could do with some easy money.

Ready for a class action lawsuit? I am.

@NicholasLissack @Keir_Starmer Someone who looks as though there'd be a split decision between him and a wet paper bag calling someone else feeble. If you want to do something, leave and go fight, I'm not watching mates go off to war to make you feel better. You're a prick.

Behind me is 10 Downing Street, home to the most feeble man in Britain, Keir Starmer. He has betrayed the British people and turned his back on the Iranian people and the very foundations of Western civilisation. We are under attack from the IRGC. He must act. Free Iran.

@GuntherEagleman @JDVance "Donakd, Donald, harder, that's it, you're so good." This is how we assume your wanks are.

@JDVance I support this! ICE at the airports is genius.

⁨We’ve all seen the chaos unleashed by Democrats at airports across the country. It’s preposterous that Chuck Schumer continues to hold TSA funding hostage. Thankfully, ICE will bring sanity to our airports starting tomorrow, but it’s far past time for Democrats to fund DHS.

@montie Outrageous. I'm a senior techy for a multinational. Now, having said that can I see your tweets from the Johnson Government where losing your phone and messages was a weekly occurrence? Let's call out ALL politicians for shifty behaviour not just the ones you don't like.

They must think we were all born yesterday

@SamanthaTaghoy Historically, eggs were decorated or painted red (to symbolize Christ's blood) to be gifted after being prohibited during the 40-day Lenten fast. You currently fasting then as a good Christian? Those are Chocolate Eggs, NOT Easter Eggs according to Christianity.

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

@Caerlynydd @JonathanPieNews Once you believe that the reason your life is shit is due to 'that group of people' it's a long road to recovery. Especially if you're constantly being told that by the media you consume and you're a bit dim.

@JonathanPieNews The issue does not appear to be Trump. The issue appears to be why are there still millions (billions ?) of folk all over the world prepared to vote for such a ghastly human being.

Today's he's moaning about people's vicious and uncaring ways. Yesterday his response to the death of a decorated American war hero was "I'm glad he's dead!"

@g0lfp @HarrietCross_MP You ever been to any of these places? Reading about them from the south coast is never going to give you an impression of day to day life. Read this book, it will. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan… Full disclosure - I know Craig. Also Redcar isn't getting the lithium factory.

@imayall @HarrietCross_MP Redcar is an interesting case. Not so much for O+G, that's more Aberdeen and area. Redcar and Teesside is transitioning towards green with lithium processing heading there. Tees Valley Lithium being one. More jobs, UK company. UK wages. UK shareholders.

To those saying it will take years to get new oil & gas out the North Sea… It won’t. 👉 Jackdaw - can be producing gas in 3 months. 👉 Rosebank - can be producing oil in the autumn. Miliband just needs to approve them. Everyday he waits, the further away this supply gets.