bri

@SamanthaCh6 the way this would work on me

can’t make this shit up

@giiiilz i feel like ur lying…

why didn’t anyone tell me that dating is fun

@hotmilfgirl he was right delete them

@hotmilfgirl no tits. lmao

soooo true.

@kalecaesarsalad shes a genius yall!! shes got it down!!!

@burgerkingslut and ur right too

@possiblytori just really shocked thats all… congrats tho ig. xoxo

@imbribtw why are you gaslighting me i told you i was straight 10 years ago

i’m so fucking gay

billy ray cyrus looks like michael myers

how do u professionally tell someone their vibes are not it….

happy mothers day to all the girlies who mothered their ex boyfriends <3

i keep forgetting i can actually tweet and twitter is more than scrolling and chuckling

my toxic trait is waking up 15 minutes before i have to be at work

@gabbymcbride im imagining it for u & its beautiful… try it out.

just found out im not even 5ft even… im 4’11 1/2…. im done with this life fr.

@ryyxyan personally im going with jerry 🤤

@mayapologies girl i didnt even have to look at ur name to know u tweeted this shit…

the feminine urge to tell every single pretty girl you see that she’s pretty

@kenleeholbrooks who gonna tell her 😳

I asked my mom what she wanted for Christmas…. She said a grandbaby😅 lawdddd