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My first book! 🐇🦊🦋🐸🐩🐝🐢🦙🦓🐼🐆🥳 #daisymaze

My phone battery level 🪫 should be personal to me when I show someone a funny video on my phone and turn the phone towards their face my battery percentage should disappear so that they don’t have the ability to say to me “your phone is about to die” and “check your emails.”

played a new basketball game today 🏀 I won with an H-O-R my friend lost with H-O-R-M-U-Z

can’t spell AI Cream without America

I can’t believe paper straws killed democracy

giving up church for Lent

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Do any smartphones have receptors in the screen that can track changes in light? If so, the phone or other apps could track the shadow of your finger hovering over a button even if it’s not tapped. #iOS #android

Y’all remember Twitter?

Thank you everyone for participating

Who has saved the world more?

An argument for 67: 1: winning 2: the best 3: a charm 4: square 7: religion 13: luck 16: drive 21: drink Add them up you get 67, which itself then becomes a numerical tribute to other time-tested numerical tributes.

AT&T should call their guarantee their guarantee&T @ATT

#electricity? #Eleven? 🤷‍♂️😉

Stranger Things finale biggest mistake: not having the basement lights flicker once as Mike walked up the stairs. 💡

that feeling when you help your mom solve an email issue from far away

@elonmusk womban

If you have a womb, you are a woman. Otherwise, you are not.

when you drive by a Sherman Williams that needs a paint job

“Now we’re stuck, fuckin… pursuin our dreams and shit.”

When does Tim Robinson host SNL?