John Coctostan

@domluszczyszyn @DavidCBets You’re a fucking retard, Dom. You’re also hideous looking.

@DavidCBets me for the first 15 games: well at least i was right about bussi me for the last four games: FUCK great win brother 🥳 (i would still have been happy to bet on tampa lol)

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@Sumdood88 That was Game 3, dipshit. LMAO.

@imfriedasboss @AikmanCMU Scored a hat trick in game 5 against the ducks 👍🏼

Leafs fans still blaming Marner even though he is not to blame. Some things never change.

@Sumdood88 LMAO. All losses. He has perfected the disappearing act when it counts most. It’s who he is. Get used to it now, only 7 years left to go!

@shaneleavitt A “handshake deal” is neither bulletproof nor guaranteed. Are you like 12 years old or something? What a fucking idiot.

@JFreshHockey He's bulletproof sadly, VGK gave up so much in assets to get him it's guaranteed there's already a handshake deal in place for big money/years

I don't know if Rasmus Andersson has cost himself a lot of money in these playoffs, but he ought to have

@AGretz Not sure this deserves the pat on the back that you think it does.

@AGretz “First round picks.” They picked 2nd overall, 1st overall, 2nd overall. Any hockey fan would’ve drafted the same, maybe better (PIT picked Staal over Toews in 2006). Malkin was the obvious pick at 2 (Ovechkin went 1) Crosby was can’t miss superstar at 1

The Penguins first-round picks from 2004, 2005, 2006: Evgeni Malkin, Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal. All won Conn Smythe Trophies in their careers. That's a wild run of first-round picks over a three-year stretch.

Best events I covered in person: 1. Leicester wins EPL 2. Knicks win NBA 3. Cubs win WS 4. American Pharoah wins Triple Crown 5. Super Bowl XLII (Tyree catch) 6. Tiger wins 2019 Masters 7. Blake-Agassi, 2005 US Open 8. Chestnut beats Koby for first time (2007) 9. Mayweather-McGregor 10. Ovi scores 895

Crossbar. Eichel is snakebit. Isn’t scoring until next season.

@DocStrangelove2 Involuntary manslaughter, not murder. Ok, Johnnie Cochran?

Everyone acting a bit too casual for watching a murder happen in real time.

@ThomasWalterMc @NHLRumourReport You’re a retard, Tom. How about that?

@NHLRumourReport Enter Kyrou. How about Kyrou for Power & Ostlund?

David Pagnotta: Some teams appear curious about Sabres blueliner Owen Power. If Alex Tuch walks, and that seems to be the plan unless the Sabres step up their offer right now, could Buffalo explore moving Power for a top-line winger? - Fourth Period (6/11)

@darrenrovell Looks like if Chris Cuomo fucked Jerry Seinfeld.

Jerry Seinfeld is in the audience tonight at MSG. Instead of taking a real picture of him, the promotion on the Jumbotron is a picture of not Jerry Seinfeld AI garbage.

@AndrewHeaters Two things. First, Stone just turned 34 last month. So, he had 70+ points at age 33. Second, if the fucking term on Tuch’s potential contract was 4-5 years, then term wouldn’t be an issue. However, the term he’s looking for is 8-9 years. That’s why term is an issue. Retard.

@BMaz1 Brian. Don’t tell these fellas that Mark Stone is 34 and just had a career high 70+ points. They might not be able to defend their term argument.

If I’m letting Tuch walk it’s not over dollars or term, it’s because there’s a better player available.

@GarysheffieldJr They can’t admit a mistake. They’ll ride it out as long as they possibly can.

Listened to the full interview from @Jomboy_ and I can say that there’s not much anyone can ask Aaron Boone to get the result we’re looking for as a fan base Some teachers have favorites and Anthony Volpe is a favorite. Period. Caballero was turned into a utility for nothing

@Craig19Eighty8 @AGHamilton29 I didn’t realize Susan Collins' husband was a candidate for Senate. Thanks for the heads up.

@AGHamilton29 Susan Collins husband was a married congressman whose wife was dying of cancer. So I dunno if you wanna play this game.

If people only realized how much the GOP was holding back on this guy… Dems made their choice.

@salmaiorana He got out of it bro.

Another dogshit performance by Doval. Just an all time horrendous acquisition by Cashman.

@darrenrovell Feel better for the guys walking around in Mardy Collins jerseys.

Feel good for these guys…

@salmaiorana The first chance they had to get him back on the roster they were gonna do it. Now he’s the regular shortstop again.

Volpe fails. What a shocker. Kid is completely useless to this team and can't stay on it. He's a minor leaguer.

@NeilKeefe Hey @dbscharf, your favorite player strikes again!

The Yankees no longer have the lead because their best shortstop is playing right field. If you like Anthony Volpe, you don’t like the Yankees.

@Saremei1997 @the_Hotstar “Groomed for stardom” and “groomed” don’t have the same meaning, dipshit. That your kind automatically shifted to pedophelia is very disturbing, and quite telling.

@the_Hotstar So? Intestinal Stenosis is caused by issues in the small intestines. It isn't something that can be caused by a sexual predator.

Question 1: Which child actress groomed for stardom by Steven Spielberg died of intestinal stenosis during the filming the Poltergeist III?