Texas Jedi
14K posts
The gayest president in history. But they hate gay people 😂🥴🥴🥴
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@leachfortexas @JohnCornyn @KenPaxtonTX is our guy. We are putting him in office. Cornyn should have been vocal about passing The Save Act. Bye bye JC, your time is up.
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This is Adam Hoffman. He repeatedly raped a Texas boy — for nearly three years — dozens and dozens of times.
Tomorrow morning, May 25th 2026, he will be released from McLennan County Jail after spending just a few weeks there. He will not be required to register as a sex offender. And very soon he’ll be allowed to practice law again.
A real and dangerous predator — a present threat to Texas children — will be as free as you and me. A slap on his wrist and a spit in the face to his victim.
Why?! How?!
Because that’s the deal he made with Ken Paxton.
Vote accordingly.
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@wrath_of_dom @mark_slapinski See…here is the deal. You MAGA guys are so bad, you never know when someone is faking it.
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@mark_slapinski Most of the time, I believe these posts are STAGED.
You dumb motherfuckers would be saying it was STAGED if a bullet actually hit the president. Go fuck off!
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BREAKING: The latest Trump assassination attempt was STAGED, according to former radio host Dean Blundell.
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@Teflon93Wins You’re right. I’m not bitching about my circumstances either.
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Dear Gen Z: My mother ate LARD sandwiches when she was a girl. She lived in a dirt floor shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing. She wore dresses made from flour sacks. Fuck you and your whining about the cost of a mocha latte.
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@NickJCacchione @chiky_handlr Why do you guys like watching an old man air jack off? Weird.
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CBS blocked Stephen Colbert’s public access show yesterday. Paramount claiming ownership of a Public Access show in Michigan is wild work.
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You have been in office since I was 17 years old. Your career is nothing more than failed impeachments. The day you leave office everyone will immediately forget you ever existed.
You inspire no one. Stand for nothing - and have no influence outside of the msnow greenroom.
Adam Schiff@SenAdamSchiff
My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery. While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation. She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more. We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.
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@CalltoActivism His father and staff have both reported that he has an undisclosed health issue, being serious but temporary, that he has been dealing with.
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🚨MISSING: A Republican Congressman has basically VANISHED and the story gets weirder.
Rep. Tom Kean has missed more than 50 votes since March. Now, his WIFE’S whereabouts are unclear. Yet, he’s been trading stock the whole time.
We went to the Capitol to demand answers. Watch.
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First Daughter Ivanka Trump was targeted for assassination by an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) trained terrorist in a twisted plot to avenge the president taking out his mentor, The Post has learned.
nypost.com/2026/05/22/wor…
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@canes8991 @girlsreallyrule You guys have so much trouble with that and that is why you are totally cool with raping children.
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@girlsreallyrule “Lawyer and feminist writing about the political and legal issues facing women but affecting everyone.” What is a woman, Amee?
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Since acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has confirmed that “Anybody in this country is eligible to apply if they believe they are a victim of weaponization,” I decided to apply for reparations.
Here is a template and directions to apply: shero.substack.com/p/everyone-can…
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@GodandCountryy @FBIDirectorKash @Lauren3veMemes Probably hard to see clearly with all that Cheeto dust and old man pubic hair in your face.
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🚨 This afternoon, a former managing assistant U.S. Attorney who supported Jack Smith’s politicized investigation of President Trump has been charged with stealing the confidential investigation documents.
Carmen Lineberger allegedly emailed the confidential material to her own personal email, disguising them as dessert recipes to conceal them from record searches.
Lineberger is charged with four felony counts in the indictment.
This FBI will not hesitate to bring to account those who violated the trust of the American public in an investigation that should’ve never been brought to begin with.
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@factpostnews @morgfair This idiot, who barely knows how to wear pants, is somehow in charge of very important things. They all have to be sucking each other off.
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Duffy: Maybe spending time with your children on a road trip is a wonderful experience—
Sen. Gillibrand: It is a wonderful thing, but your vacation was paid for by Boeing, Toyota, United Airlines, Enterprise, Shell, Royal Caribbean Group. All organizations and companies you oversee.
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Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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@AngieRamos2030 @3reecrossing @nolanola84 Ummm…not buying you shit. You guys are drinking from the mango twat weasel’s syphilis riddled pee spout and we don’t go near that stuff. Cheers. 😂
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Ashley St. Clair continues to spill the beans about how Elon stole the election from Kamala Harris to help. Trump win.
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@3reecrossing @nolanola84 Elon must stop this psychopath immediately and report her to the police for extortion, harassment, and defamation. He must also sue her legally. Her abuse of Elon must be stopped now!
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@Scottfu90305281 @EmphasizeTruth @krassenstein Yes, they did. And what does that have to do with investigating pedos. Do it when it comes up. The most important thing is that it is done. Get all of them.
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@EmphasizeTruth @krassenstein Did anybody bring this up during the Biden administration? Hell no
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OMFG!
Senator Merkley: "I want to go on to the Epstein investigation. Is it closed or open?"
Todd Blanche: "When you say the Epstein investigation, what are you referring to, Senator?"
Merkley: "Well, the FBI said in last year in July that it had closed the Epstein investigation. So I'm just using their words. Is it open or closed?
Blanche: "I don't believe the FBI said that. Well, if you're referring to..."
Merkley: "Your head of the Department of Justice is the Epstein investigation open or closed."
Blanche: "But I guess I don't understand what Epstein investigation means."
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Don’t fool yourself. There are two kinds of people who will fvck you for money: hookers and billionaires.
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This is Texas attorney Michael Phillips. He uses racial slurs toward women but won't dare say it in front of a black man.
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