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@the96thobserver @Ovoh_of_Lagos We were at a funeral and some women decided they want to trek home around 3am bcos it’s their area. We told them it wasn’t safe and they should wait till 5am, they refused and hit the road. They ended up getting robbed and one was badly stabbed bcos she dragged with the robbers.
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That was how thieves corner sided me and my ex babe back then in 2018 at just past 8pm, she came to visit me and we went along side my 2 other female neighbors to get noodles that evening, making the total of us 3 girls and me.
I saw the thieves from distance and cus of the their positioning and signaled the girls on time that these guys stood like thieves, they called me a weak man that I fear too much, maybe because I grew up in Okoko where stealing was rampant back then, I said okay and still followed them but they were at the front while I was at the back.
When the thieves cornered us, I took off immediately, leaving my ex babe and the two other neighbors, the thieves beat hell out of them, collected our money for noodles 😭😭😭 and their phone too.
People that heard of the story was blaming me and telling me I should have stood to fight for them😭😂😂😂😂
Tolks@Tolks6
Dey play, few years ago We were being robbed , my mom was slapped for lying that we didn’t have money, it was one of those thieves that was begging his colleague on our behalf I looked into the guys face (the one that slapped my mom) , I looked at his hand with gun, I looked at another thief with shining cutlass inside dark , the cutlass still shines like a diamond that it is Naso I prostate , them no even send my papa, they still match me for where I was prostrating I didn’t even have fear because nothing was coming to my mind, everything just looked like a dream till they left After when they left self, we couldn’t close the door talk more of shouting thief, another guy came back later and ask us to lock the door, my mom’s response was funny She said nothing to lock again, we’re left with nothing Temi Dayo Me: 😭😭😭😭 too painful
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one day, i’ll finally meet a girl that has sense.
told this babe i wanted to get a small setup to stream games. GTA6 is dropping soon, streaming it live will be a mad way to generate revenue and increase internet presence.
she said “no nau, why would you waste money because of game? gimme the money, lemme use it to buy this wig. it’ll fit me and you’ll be happy when you’re looking at me”
no sense, no ambition, no drive, nothing upstairs.
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Once you start using Movie Box, you'll understand why it's free.
🧸@_y3maya
why are people still choosing netflix over moviebox despite moviebox being free??
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He said “nice” you didn’t say anything and you’re blaming him. You don’t know you’re supposed to ask for his pictures too to keep the conversation going?
thatpaediatricnurse 🇳🇬(RN)@Oluwabunminire
Una sure say I go marry this year like this ? I can’t even imagine what is going on here. What should I have done better ? I sent my pictures and that was the end 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Just_uzan besides why am i putting my penis in a tots i can’t put my mouth
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I no sabi whether na evil spirit dey inside me shaa but during foreplay once I don kiss finish the next place wey my mouth dey go na vagina 😭😭😭😭
VirgiL@Virgil4PF
No allow woman to gaslight you into thinking giving her head is a good thing.
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i did this cause we werent in a relationship yet, and the next time i saw him he had a chain of hickeys on his neck, i will never forget, changed my brain chemistry permanently😭
Thando Zulu@Thando_tz
It’s not wrong to go on a date with another man if yours doesn’t take you out
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Different backgrounds but a common passion!
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@d1ndonlynodebem @_shez_pretty Why didn’t it change my mom and some other women I knew growing up
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After una don chop nonsense combo finish, then tomorrow way una get belle with ugly face and big nose, una go say na man sperm cause am.
Enori🎀@Brattyenori13
I decided to change my diet today by mixing pap and rice🙂↔️then I stepped it down with cold trophy…this country don pass to dey chop bread and tea 🥰
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@Tobiisaiah12 @LouieDi13 I remember tennis longshot wey go run for like 2-3 days
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@LouieDi13 I miss those days wey Oba Dey chop 800 odds on a steadily
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@Horlait93304608 @darkmsking Make you leave am.. Na here this MSking made over 200m for a weekend.. I won't relent.. I still made over 1m with 5k in Australia this weekend
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@Jaypee983726303 @Geeky_ng @slimTee09 @Drweloveu How’s that possible?
For you to be engaged to someone without your knowledge
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"I’m just sitting here thinking about how I went to a singles night at church. First, I thought it was 500 people in attendance, but the pastor said it was a thousand single ladies. Like, are we all living the same life at this point? Because I’ve never been in a room with that many single people.
I even thought it wasn’t even possible. I thought I was the only one left. I mean, beautiful women — all types, shapes, and sizes, literally African women. Like, a room full of singles. And I’m like, this has to be an experiment.
Like, this has to be like a simulation. Like, I’m c0nfused, and low-key n£rv0s for us. Because where are the men? Where are the men, please...?
- Lady cr!es out after attending church event with 1,000+ single women, l@ments low male turnout at singles night.
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@girlninian If I watch and I no touch myself that means my man dey around... if not I cannot allow that feeling and wetness to waste
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@Kieni_vic @dekim_Kalvino It’s harder to cut ties with someone you loved for 3 years so it’s most likely that he’ll always be in the picture collecting his ROI
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@Geeky_ng @slimTee09 @Drweloveu That’s my point
I’m sure anyone who’s engaged wouldn’t be in the gathering too
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