Immortalizer

Also today, the Department Of Education terminated 89 contracts worth $881mm. One contractor was paid $1.5mm to “observe mailing and clerical operations” at a mail center.”

🚨🇺🇸 Hulk Hogan Rips His Shirt on The RNC Stage “LET TRUMPAMANIA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

I'm sick

journey beyond the threshold of sanity! the official trailer for 'Dullsville and the Doodleverse' is here:

🚨🇺🇸 WITNESS SAYS POLICE SAW MAN ON ROOF MINUTES BEFORE SHOOTING Witness: "I noticed 2 officers looking for somebody. I was looking around and saw a guy go in between one building and the next. I went and told the officer that he was up there. When I went back to my spot, I heard people could still see the person from where they were standing. I checked that out and I went back to tell the officer that if he came over them, he could see them." Source: CBS

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: TRUMP RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT After being shot in the ear in an assassination attempt during a rally in Pennsylvania. One victim was killed in the shooting, and two others are in critical condition. The shooter was neutralized. Source: WaPo

Public service announcement: the "death of slim shady" is a conceptual album, therefore, if you listen to songs out of order they might not make sense. Enjoy.

OH SH*T!!! THE DEATH OF SLIM SHADY (COUP DE GRÂCE) ☠️ 7/12!!!

Russia's first time traveller has returned. Guess what he said: In September Biden is medically diagnosed as unfit for office and quits. They discover that the DNC has legal power to choose a replacement without a National vote! Weird huh? You'll never guess who they chose.

With the 55th pick, the Lakers select Bronny James.

I’m officially retired

CELTICS ARE THE CHAMPS 🍀🏆