Joanne

@AvantiWestCoast any clues as to what’s happening with Liverpool lime street train currently stuck at Milton keynes? No update from staff at all

Never known a cat purr so loudly at the vet that the nurse can’t check his heart rate

No matter how productive you may feel, sorting through your wardrobe / trying all your clothes on straight after Christmas is not a good idea.

Right, time to make a sandwich out of every single thing in the fridge.

Oasis’s tour manager bout to have the toughest job in the world:

🚨 NEW: There have been no reports of riots tonight as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumber anti-immigration demonstrators across the country

It’s been shamefully lost in the violence and chaos we’ve seen across the country in recent days, but Southport is a community in mourning. Beautiful pictures from tonight’s vigil in the town from @snapperlane

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY

This is Southport. The thugs who have used the tragedy as an excuse to drunkenly riot, attack emergency officers and fuel their racist agenda are not.

The voting turnout in this country is absolutely wild, like do you just not care? Or are you admitting you’re uneducated?

There are no longer any Tory MPs in Wales. They had 11 in 2019. Now a total Conservative wipeout.

@caitwinx If you look at the number of total votes cast, they actually came third overall - above Lib Dem’s and green, wild 😳

Terrfying that Farage and Reform got seats.

@Dominos_UK who’s eaten the toppings…?

Who puts the costa newbie on making orders at a busy train station in morning rush hour…?

Can we just go back to America already please?

Been back in the UK for seven hours and I’m already depressed - honeymoon blues are real

Not had a breakout in years. Five days before honeymoon, of course I wake up with essentially an angry VOLCANO on my nose 🙃🙃🙃