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@impromptu_man

smart is sexy = smexy

Katılım Haziran 2010
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@KobePH You will be back stronger than ever. Priorities first definitely for sure. I am with you on that. Love you bro
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Kobe Streams
Kobe Streams@KobePH·
I'm giving up the only thing that's keeping me sane. And I'm at peace with it... It was a lovely 4yrs Have a family to grind for... So I need to keep going. If you're still here building, creating and fighting for this space... I support and respect you GGs - KobeStreams
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ELDEN RING
ELDEN RING@ELDENRING·
The live-action movie adaptation of #ELDENRING, produced by the studio A24 in partnership with Bandai Namco and filmed for IMAX, is slated for release on March 3, 2028. Production will begin in Spring 2026, and the full cast has been announced. Learn more: bnent.eu/EldenRingMovie
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UltraXae@impromptu_man·
I miss Kevin Owens.
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If there's a movie I'd like to watch again for the first time, it would be Green Book.
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@WWE Uy Pilipins!
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WWE@WWE·
No matter where you are in the world, it's almost time for #WrestleMania 42!!
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THE BOYS
THE BOYS@TheBoysTV·
Well, he made it out of the premiere in one piece
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Eating around 4 of these with Coke while watching Jujutsu Kaisen hits different.
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@EndymionYT This was me after I cleared it. RKO everybody my dude.
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Endymion@EndymionYT·
There’s a part in Crimson Desert north of the starting area, a giant quarry, I’m not kidding you have to kill what felt like 300 or 400 blood bandits to liberate it. I was just slaughtering dudes & throwing them off cliffs cause there were so many, it was the Whiskey Peak of video games. Also fun fact in case you don’t know you don’t have to tap R1 to attack or R2. Just hold the button down, and Kliff will keep attacking. Good thing I learned that BEFORE the Quarry. Otherwise my hands would hurt from smash R1 so many times 🤣
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Interestingly, the best sleeps I have are the ones where I caffeine crashout after drinking coffee. I had to drink because I did 13hrs straight on day 1 of @CrimsonDesert_
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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