dubious retch

for example: the reason people don’t like fighting olympia isn’t because she had 2 too few frames of landing lag on her forward air, it’s because she falls like a rock and she gets in your face faster than you can process what’s happening and that’s just really overwhelming

seeing Edel at every city you travel to and checking in on her country-wide shopping spree had the coolest payoff because you find out she literally runs the mall in the capital. like of course she’s the best shopper OAT she runs the best store in the country

big fan of how the rivals balance team balances interactions around interesting training room theory and not the fact that nobody can react to the shit happening in their game

need book recs

samurai clairen

why is drake music lowkey for domestic abusers

pointing at my tv and sayin “get them titania. crush them all with your big axe” and clapping my hands

honestly they should just nerf lox again

did they make la reina that terrible on purpose

@electrolysis_0 cyclone joker

Lokix

i’ve fumbled legions of baddies by refusing to play league of legends. and i’ll continue to fumble them. because i have principles that make me human, and i refuse to allow a mere temptress to taint my essence with that of a mindless beast

@flatlinetf2 @Shadowwolfheck @CONEY

@imretroduck @Shadowwolfheck @CONEY so you hate waffles

and with that I believe my Rivals 2 experience has come to an end

@flatlinetf2 @Shadowwolfheck @CONEY pretending that picking the wrong option should still win you an interaction is solidly not the play

@imretroduck @Shadowwolfheck @CONEY pretending like cc stops r2 from being the mashiest mash fest to ever mash is not the play

@Shadowwolfheck @CONEY because that’s the game we play here! if you wanna mash safe options on autopilot expecting no counterplay then lox is not the right character and r2 is not the right game!

@imretroduck @CONEY Why is he getting punished when he's the one that hit the move.

@CONEY why are you throwing out jabs on autopilot when it’s last stock and you know he’s gonna hold down and mash a.

I have not played a single player who exhibited ANY shade of talent in weeks Ranked is like a ladder of doombot punish LLMs and though they tech the same every time & recover the same every time & mixup the same every time I simply can't find a reliable way to kill off a stray hit at 60 and so, the curtain falls

@Ahntye i will do anything to make the earth character bar in the css even longer

@imretroduck Could we get Dominican hamir a frieza skin .x.

La Reina speaks Mexican Spanish, which is really cool, but this also canonizes Spanish colonization in the Rivals universe...

@CONEY please go to 1 local

I don't even really think it's the game's fault. Kragg was designed a decade ago. Every game like this somehow needs a silly SSJ2 Fox simulacra to dangle in front of Melee players as if to say "Look! Now you can be good at TWO games!" How were they supposed to know this game would be the de-facto flag-bearer for comp plat fighters in the modern age? I don't think anyone in their right mind would have designed this today. But all these characters were made 15 years ago, when creative and cool movesets were the differentiator, and now I face a playerbase of very creative downholders mashing their very creative reversals. It's my problem now

Rivals of Aether 2 is jumpslop

i hope hideo kojima watches your movie and has nothing flattering or profound to say about it

yay :D