Josh Gosliner

@zillowgonewild Please tell me there’s a clock permanently stuck on 5pm somewhere

This could be a game changer for my QC35s pinpoint.bose.com/?kid=1DHQJ2

The only thing weirder than no fans in stands is some fans in stands. Are they showing up late? Did they leave early? How do they enforce social distancing? Is there tailgating? I have more questions than answers...

@hankschulman You’re allowed to like Johnny Cueto and at the same time care more about the long term interests of the Giants. $26M guaranteed for 2021-22. It’s time to sell high and move on.

I’m gonna miss Johnny.

I don't want to use unauthorized streaming sites, but holding @ChampionsLeague hostage on @CBSAllAccess is a far worse crime. I already pay for CBS and the steaming pile of garbage that is @CBSSportsNet #freefootball

@UEFA don't sell TV rights to companies like @CBS when they have no intention of showing the @ChampionsLeague SEMIFINAL on live TV. You should be focused on growing the sport in the US, like @premierleague & @NBCSN have done so well. Very dumb on all fronts…

Why isn’t there a Marlins Man cutout face in every front row? I just wanna go back to normal @MLB @SFGiants @Dodgers

@CNN asking “How do we end modern slavery?” Maybe try exposing and putting more pressure on the dire working conditions for migrant workers in the Middle East instead of interviewing a classroom of expat kids in Abu Dhabi.

Hola @SamueLinero - estoy interesado en su cuenta pasado @glidr, Puede que DM me a charlar por favor?

@united has now delayed me a total of 9 hours and counting on 4 flights this month; clearly don't want me too see my family

Guns don't kill people - total bullshit statement. People with guns kill people, and we have way too many people with guns.

Odds of being killed by gun in US: 1:514k, odds of being killed by terrorist attack 1:20M.

@ChipotleTweets Wheat tortillas a possibility?

Question to the an in a bucket hat with the word square crossed out: against mobile payment company or statement that you're a cool guy?

A map of every nation's most popular beer may fill you with nostalgia—or horror econ.st/1Ct0mUr

@romanmars please tell me there's a #99pi on Fordlandia in my near future - design gone wrong on an epic scale; keep up the great work

@pdarche @be3d watch Rodman's CNN interview on DPNK - it's beautiful and amazing how incoherent and angry the man is cnn.com/video/data/2.0…

Into the labs to talk @Wandera MDO with @SamsungMobile (@ Samsung Electronics R&D) 4sq.com/1a68o8T

@be3d @pdarche @johnhlang actually, yes #doppellanger #trending

techcrunch.com/2013/07/31/tax… @Pdarche @be3d "DEY TUK R JOBZ" guy in 2st picture looks like a total @johnhlang doppleganger