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Bitches get a pet and call themselves a “fur parent” / “cat mom” / “dog mom” You’re 30+ and childless, shut the fuck up. ~ Dr. Axius.

He can't keep getting away with this! #JDVance

@financialjuice Trump looking like a massive loser

Iranian Source: Trump’s claim about Iran’s highly enriched uranium stockpile is not true, a possible MOU between Tehran and Washington does not include any nuclear-related issues.

@TrumpTruthOnX Total defeat for pedo in chief

Iran must agree that they will never have a Nuclear Weapon or Bomb. The Hormuz Strait must be immediately open, no tolls, for unrestricted shipping traffic, in both directions. All water mines (bombs), if any, will be terminated (we have removed, through detonation, numerous such mines with our great underwater mine sweepers. Iran will complete the immediate removal and/or detonation of any mines that are left, which will not be many!). Ships caught in the Strait due to our amazing and unprecedented Naval Blockade, which will now be lifted, may start the process of “heading home!” Say HELLO to your wives, husbands, parents, and families from me, your favorite President! The enriched material, sometimes referred to as “Nuclear Dust,” which is buried deep underground with virtually collapsed mountains, caused by our powerful B2 Bomber attack 11 months ago, sitting on top of it, will be unearthed by the United States (which, it is agreed, is the only Country, along with China, with the mechanical capability of doing so!), in close coordination and conjunction with the Islamic Republic of Iran, plus the International Atomic Energy Agency, and DESTROYED. No money will be exchanged, until further notice. Other items, of far less importance, have been agreed to. I will be meeting now, in the Situation Room, to make a final determination. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP ( TruthSocial: May 29 2026, 10:51 AM ET )​​​‍​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍

Why I like this Penguin $PENG

@TradingThomas3 can't win with the pumper in chief

Bears can’t catch any break Always Pump, Only up

@MichaelPBento IT'S HAPPENING!

Uh ohhhhh

@fit_businessman This market is bull by default. You have policymakers committed to pumping it at all costs so why fight that? Being a logical bear rarely pays...

$SPY After reviewing numerous bull theses to better understand the euphoria, the core argument consistently simplifies to this: close your eyes and buy. If you’re looking to test your patience (and perhaps lose a few IQ points), listen to a permabull explain why stocks can only go higher. Ignorance remains bliss. 😑

@trading_axe E-whoring is an evergreen niche. No shortage of pathetic simps.

Fuck it. Gonna leak the "CT foid" infinite money glitch method. It's basically the alternative to OnlyFans. Post thirst traps with implied nudity and create a following [similar to OF, but instead of "subscriptions" you have followers, which are indirectly monetized later]. LARP about trading for a while, post charts [you don't actually trade, it's just a coverup], Eventually some retarded dev will try his luck with you and his method will be GIFTING you supply of his shitcoin that you'll "shill" by using your simp followers, You sell into the chart daily and outperform OF girls who are earning $5/sub or whatever it is. 100% WORKING - UNPATCHED AS OF 2026. You will be MINDBLOWN how many guys are willing to "gift supply" just to establish that line of communication and talk to them daily. P much equivalent to OF subs, just has a few more layers to it. Takes probably 1 month max to create a believable e-girl account, recommend using a real girl you know. Hopefully I saturate the FUCK out of this and it stops working. I am taking ALL the foids out of business. ~ Dr. Axius.

@jbulltard1 selling?

so we gapped up on a deal that doesn't exist and now everyone is shocked we're selling bc the umpteenth "deal" with iran hasn't happend

@rickjeff78 Every little thing is ominous for a beartard

It doesn't get anymore ominous than gold selling off post-deal. These are most certainly foreign CBs selling who are in desperate need for liquidity.

@JavierBlas Total humiliation of Trump

Iran state television says it has obtained a draft of the Washington-Tehran MoU. Main points for oil: 1) US will lift blockade and withdraw from Iran's waters. 2) Iran will allow commercial vessel transit via Strait of Hormuz to return to pre-war levels within 30 days. 3) Iran and Oman will administer a SoH mechanism. (While the above has been mooted by others, it's the first time that Iranian state television, tightly controlled by the regime, reports about those points)

Latest off the wall thought is Trump getting impeached and removed from office later this year and running for President again in 2028.

@MichaelPBento Nope. Lockout rally continues.

We closed with an ugly looking doji on the daily for $SPY. We also now have a bearish volume divergence and a bearish RSI divergence in play. I'll be looking for confirmation tomorrow. If we end tomorrow higher the divergences will likely be invalidated, however if we end flat of lower, even if we push higher intraday, there is a high likelihood these divergences play out in the back half of the week. Again with PCE on Thursday it is the perfect catalyst to dump this down to at least 735 and these divergences may be signaling that.

@KlepperCasey @adudetrading Bubble deez nuts!

@adudetrading Posts you see during a bubble ⬆️ 🫧

Bears have zero credibility anymore. They just look at you like this.

@longshortmkts Instead of constantly looking for a top, why don't you stfu?

The cleanest dispersion print I've seen. SPX index flow: -$3.2B (puts bought, calls closed). Single stocks: +$3B calls bought. The most bullish single stock flow imaginable, and the index is going nowhere. One name squeezes (MU) while the leaders get sold (Mag7). That's a top, not a trend. LS

@Dcpcooks It's all Kabuki theater. Everyone knows Trump is done with this war and will capitulate to all Iran's demands.

Saw the US hit targets on land and at sea in Iran and Mkts just don’t care

@JavierBlas @netblocks Iran wouldn't do this if a deal isn't done. Confirmed that Trump capitulated.

The longest nationwide internet shutdown is ending. @netblocks reports partial restoration to internet connectivity in Iran after a 88-day long blackout.

@FeiyanXie Mad skills

这哥们儿功夫不错，可惜了生不逢时

@Psibirskiy @FirstSquawk There will be an agreement in favor of Iran because Trump is done with the war and Iran knows it.

@FirstSquawk When is Iran going to wake up to the fact there is no agreement the US is going to keep. It took Russia a long time to work that out You don't negotiate with terrorists & giving the US a ceasefire was a mistake

IRAN'S TASNIM CITING SOURCE CLOSE TO NEGOTIATION TEAM: 24 BILLION USD OF IRANIAN FROZEN FUNDS MUST BE RELEASED IN POTENTIAL MOU WITH THE U.S. || IRAN INSISTS THAT HALF OF THE AMOUNT BE MADE REACHABLE BY THE BEGINNING OF THE MOU ANNOUNCEMENT || QALIBAF'S TRIP TO QATAR WAS TO REACH AN AGREEMENT ON HOW TO IMPLEMENT IRAN'S DEMAND REGARDING ITS FUNDS || QALIBAF'S TRIP WAS 'OVERALL GOOD' AND LED TO PROGRESS IN TALKS WITH U.S.