Imraan Sathar

People are proud of the NHS because of what it achieves despite failing public health and food policy upstream. It is a sick-care system forced to manage diabetes, heart disease, stroke, dementia, bowel cancer, kidney failure, frailty and care-home dependency- all driven by insulin resistance. Hospitals do not create these costs. Policy does. Denmark removed trans fats at source; Brazil treats ultra-processed food as a health risk. The fix is structural: tax industrial cooking oils that drive insulin resistance, and label and tax ultra-processed, high-glycaemic-load foods that keep insulin spiking. Save tens of billions. Relieve NHS and social-care pressure.

Nothing captures the plight of Britain better than that we have the worst healthcare in the Western world and yet a sizeable part of the population is fiercely proud of it, encouraged relentlessly by the regime to be so.

@alexarmstrong He’s right though 🫠

CAR CRASH interview with Ed Miliband. I’m genuinely lost for words.

@ItsMatt_Again Hold on, you can drive‽!?

Happy Birthday @the_jrm 🎉

The people were better than the food but I didn’t take that many photos. Happy birthday James!

@lolitsBeth @jiggledeath

@jiggledeath Jiggle this is just @imy don’t worry x

Be careful out there all!

@PoBK @nialltg Ahhhh good times, good times 😂

@nialltg @imy Geez, I remember being in the smoking room in sov, pissing myself laughing... Can't ever remember if I got anything done when this reprobate was around 😉

After eleven years, it's time to update my London Underground concentric-circles-and-spokes map. Completely redrawn from centre to edges, it's so much better than before, and more geographically accurate than the official map.

The amazing @lolitsBeth is hosting a charity Dead By Daylight sandbag tournament this evening and raising money for @ThePCRF who deliver vital humanitarian aid and care to Gaza’s children, go watch live now!

@the_jrm Wow.

Guys, am I cooked

You ever look at yourself halfway through a haircut and think you are cooked

Social battery going dead at the function? Call that losing my Yappetite

@lxthrdg I found it fun to drive in Iceland but it rattled a lot for no good reason and the seal on the passenger door was awful - plus the lights don’t come on automatically during the day which is a requirement there so we kept having to remember to do it manually- but agreed, not comfy

@jiggledeath @ConnorSparkyy I haven’t been there since I was a toddler - so cute!!

I had the most wonderful day with @ConnorSparkyy yesterday at Marwell Zoo. 5 hours of walking around, enjoying each others company and cooing at the cute animals. I’m lucky he’s mine 💚

@Dobbln @ItsMatt_Again @WMT_TM The crumbs are criminal 👨🏽‍⚖️

@ItsMatt_Again @WMT_TM What I will absolutely not accept is crumbs in the butter. That is the sign of a truly disordered mind. So fair enough.

@leuconeura_ @SouthernRailUK

@andydpward I feel like something is fishy with TfL’s api because even train times are off these days!

citymapper is clueless when it’s comes to bus times

@PapaJohnsUK 👀

@imy Guess you are going to have to keep you eyes peeled to see if they do come back 👀

Hate picking sides? Problem solved. Our combo boxes launch today, all served with Garlic & Herb and BBQ dips. What are you going for? 🥔 Chicken Poppers & Potato Tots Combo 🍗 BBQ Chicken Wings & Potato Tots Combo 🌱 “Not-Chicken” Vegan Bites & Potato Tots Combo 🐓 Chicken Combo #PapaJohnsUK #sides #comboboxes

@PapaJohnsUK @BetterThanToday Seriously though, bring them back please

@BetterThanToday Let's hope it doesn't come to that, Tim.

@JoshGill17 Found it:

@tropicalTW_ There’s a lot of work on similar, flu and colds mostly, and lots of theories regarding immune boosting effects 🤪

I need to know the science behind why being hungover puts everyone “in heat”???