HANSEL

We moveeeeeee ✈️😎

The mutuals online you’re sharing your personal info to bcos you think you’re friends have their own real friends offline they are more connected to that they share your info with Even your co workers aren’t your friends Your neighbors aren’t your friends Stop expecting loyalty

@john322226 🤔🤔

What’s one thing you learned the hard way in this 2026?”

@YKoluwaseun9 @abazwhyllzz Kuku kee me 😂😂

2023 2026

@john322226 Your papa Sabi dis thing be Dat ooo 😂

To the people that think their mutuals online are their friends, wait till the day they start dragging you and you’ll understand my tweet. I have lived my life to a point I don’t put expectations on people and I have zero friends in real life. My 12 brothers are my only friends

Most mutuals connect bcos of your contents and that doesn’t mean they are your friends bcos y’all are mutuals They don’t even know your personality or can vouch for you Anybody you consider a friend will never drag you online for more people to eat you, they will dm you instead

@john322226 Let's connect family 😎

When the girl you caught cheating on you start texting you to pick your calls bcos her mom wants to speak with you.

@john322226 Even if dem go babalawo go call me e no go fit work 😂😂

When you see your roommate talking to a woman with your favorite polo you’ve been searching for.

@john322226 Me right now 😀

What’s bro doing? 😭

If you're verified and you would like to join this GC, drop your X handle and I will add you.

@RodinSimi @incorrect1310

What is the dirtiest part of human body

Idondie! filling station go buy petrol to start Gen to sell fuel 💔😭

@__Kamalpella You welcome 😎

@incorrect1310 Thanks sir

Good morning to my mutuals and non mutuals 🤝❤️ Happy Sunday

@ChelseaFC Industrial machine 😎😎

Unforgettable. 🤯