Ain’t ever gonna happen you absolute pr*ck.
You gotta face facts - ain’t no-one gonna gag on a dick that small and don’t even get me started on the pounding… #yeahright
Happy Sunday folks 💋
✍️ #NUFC are delighted to announce the signing of Hamza Choudhury from @LCFC on a three year contract.
Manager Eddie Howe is delighted to have secured the services of one of the clubs long term targets. Welcome Hamza! ⚫️⚪️
@SpenPritchard@Gemma_Fox@askesure Unfortunately it's a pretty standard charge for something that seems very simple to do. Cost me the same with Hastings.
So if we were to build a wrestling ring in the car park (we aren't) what would be your beer related wrestling name be?
"Macho Man Shandy Savage" will be mine and I can't see anyone beating it. 🙀
Sunderland, away to Burton Albion on a cold Tuesday night, with a caretaker manager. The stuff from which dreams are made. They should make a @NetflixUK series about it. SMBs 😂😂😂😂😂
Today's keg beer!
Some really great stuff on today.
Plenty of space for walk ups and bookings today and this evening. Giz a bell on 0191 222 0952 to guarantee a spot.
@BrewDogJames@AldiUK@BrewDog Interesting you didnt send cease and desist letters to @AldiUK like you have with smaller businesses. Did you not fancy taking on a company that had the resources to fight back?
1) @AldiUK made a fake Punk IPA🤘
2) @BrewDog joked we would make a fake ALDI beer 🍻
3) ALDI got in touch to list the fake ALDI beer 🤝
4) BrewDog & ALDI agreed for every case sold they would each plant one extra tree in the BrewDog Forest 🌳
5) We canned this beer last week!🍺