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@yvessirae I wouldn’t trust them to take it tbh.

Birth control pills should be for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to make women wear bullet proof vests.

@MediumSizeMeech I asked my 11 year old to read it and she knew how. She just didn’t know what gauche meant but now she does.

People are arguing that “silhouette” and “gauche” are not words a high schooler would/should know. Those are middle school vocabulary words, diva

@jimmysoldout I’ve paid $200k in rent since I’ve moved out. If I bought when I was younger I could’ve owned the place by now. But because I rent I don’t own anything and I will have to pay rent until I die. That’s why ppl buy. Because eventually you own it. Even with property tax it’s cheaper

no shade but why would i literally ever buy a home… you still have to pay a mortgage monthly that would be the same cost as just paying rent atp. and at least with renting, the expenses for anything that goes wrong falls into the landlord instead of on you

@mirrorballboobs I can’t remember when she said it but she mentioned some “older guy with tattoos” and I could’ve sworn it was about this song and she threw in the “but daddy I love him” reference too.

I know she’s said in the past that Love Story is about her parents disapproving of a guy she liked, but is this the first time she’s ever outright said it was because he was too old for her?

@AshleyInMKE You can probably find a better over the counter option tbh.

Had a derm appt on Saturday. Prescribed prednisone for 7 days and a non-steroidal cream (per my request). CVS immediately filled my prednisone, but needed a pre-auth from insurance on the cream. Total cost w/o ins was $232. I just received an update that the pre-auth was...

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

Kanye said “sorry” and went straight to y'all pockets, and what y'all do? Open them wide. Just stupid. This is how DJT got elected twice. Y'all proudly reward bad behavior but never want to admit it. Y'all stand for nothing and fall for everything. Pitiful.

@Variety Ew

Kanye West performs “ALL THE LOVE” at his show in LA

My boobs are big because they’re filled with hatred for the American government

@ivyxmarooon Listen, I am not a gaylor at all but I don’t think this was about Joe.

ella le ha escrito sus mejores poemas a los peores hombres

@singingsox My doctor had to look in my throat. He was unmasked at first but then masked when he thought I could be sick. Didn’t want to mask to protect me. Only himself. Also he put on a surgical lol. Good luck buddy. I’m not sick tho lucky for him. Mouthwash and nasal spray help!

They’re probably gonna scope meeeeee AAAAAH First lady was maskless tho Air is 568 I can hear them scrambling for N95s and talking about me through the door

@newheightshow @Brandon_Borders @ConanOBrien @JasonKelce @tkelce @HillsPet Should’ve mentioned him writing the best Simpsons episodes ever too!

Our guest loved his intro so much, Jason might've just gotten a job at The Oscars TOMORROW. CONAN O'BRIEN. @ConanOBrien

@newheightshow @JasonKelce Old news more like lmao

@JasonKelce NEW NEWS!!!

BREAKING!! Sources confirm Donna Kelce’s eldest son watched 2 hours of Bluey yesterday

Destabilizing our economy and removing social safety nets means people are stuck in survival mode to the point where they're too busy trying to afford groceries, medications, and find jobs to pay attention to anything outside their personal lives. Apathy bred by desperation.

@NoFilterSkin Found some at Gap! Pretty affordable too.

Did I miss something? Are they not making cotton underwear anymore? Why am I having to go on a treasure hunt for COTTON PANTIES?!

@RioSlade Yeah I went to the ER with Covid (got Bells Palsy) and I was trying to keep my kn95 but I needed to drink and I told the nurse and she was like “it’s fine I don’t care if you take off your mask, I’ve had Covid like 9 times”. Ummmmm okay?! I wonder why!?

I came into the urgent care COVID positive. And like... none of the staff are masking around me. I am reminding them but they are intentionally choosing not to mask. Fortunately, I am.

Humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with life, trees, water & sun. and some dork said we said lets invent debt, politics, AI and war.💀

@loganallec @mountainwesttax Love when people take their sick kids to super crowded places. 🙃

@mountainwesttax our kids came down with something so naturally my wife took them to Disneyland yesterday now they are…more sick

Two weeks ago my husband took our toddler to the Denver science museum and he contracted norovirus. This week, my husband took our toddler to the Denver science museum and he now has a fever for the first time in his life. I am going to jump out of a window

@DisabledDoctor Honestly I’ve been using some Amazon brand since like 2020. They work well for me. WWDoll. They were on some approved list I saw years ago and I rolled with it. We wore Powecrom on the plane a few years ago and got covid. So I avoid those now. :/

To the people wearing KN95s and somehow not getting sick, what mask are you wearing? We wear N95s but want an option that seals well to our faces with ear straps to be able to wear in lower risk situations that require going in and out of a space and taking a mask on and off a lot (such as going through a house to an outdoor space). N95s are great but get caught in my hair and are just harder to fumble with for quick in and out trips. So which KN95s actually seem to form a seal on people’s faces? For reference, Aura’s fit me well