Nick Smith

@SeanFennessey Finally we learn if Sean is a Steamer guy or a ZiPS guy

Coming very soon.

@gfstarr1 When Nick Lachey tries to get on an already full elevator

Meeting 98 Degrees legend Nick Lachey in an elevator at the ballpark wasn’t on my Opening Day bingo card

@celtics Are...are you saying he just ruptured his Achilles again?

DAY ZERO

@jdcmedlock Could God construct a straw man so convincing even He could not defeat it?

Even 2 v 1, my money is on God

@AWFULfanPOSTERS Midsommar 2: Latesommar Her days are getting shorter

Inshallah with Kamala

@Very__Regular You claim to oppose materialism and yet valorize Stuff, very curious

@vMichaelv The masculine urge to get a little fresh air in here

Dudes only want one thing and it’s to open all the windows when the temp hits 50.

Poor Things (2023)

Donkey in a stillsuit I know, I know it's serious

@brianmacp @johnmanuelNC Vaughn is fine but I feel like they could have gotten Mo

@johnmanuelNC Would you say Grissom is the marquee prospect in this deal

So it’s a 60% off Sale

@DSzymborski You're telling me one Gallen is equal to 3.78 Leiters? This is why people don't trust analytics

Just think, the Diamondbacks wouldn't even have Zac Gallen if they fully embraced the metric system.

@SPChrisHatfield If he clears waivers why would he refuse an outright? To sign a minor league deal with another team and give up $600k?

I would be extremely surprised if Arroyo both cleared waivers and accepted an outright assignment.

@WyattDuncan Hey 19 that's Bowser's Castle She don't remember the NES

@revhowardarson Love that they're putting Connor Roy in Star Wars

@GravitysRa1nbow Jim Crow? Never heard of him

@SPChrisHatfield Some second order benefits to the deal as well: it reduces the pressure to move Whitlock back to the pen or to turn Houck into a single inning reliever

This might've been my thought pre-winter meetings. But it's been a player-friendly FA market with most contracts coming in over projections. I'm just relieved they did something big-ish.

Yes in my BBY

Andor proves that what Star Wars fans want are dense, walkable communities and mixed use urban development

@depechejoe Skarsgard: He's red now?! Luna: He's red now!

Imagine if Andor's season finale is great, just really thoughtful and compelling stuff throughout, but then there's a post credits sequence with an evil Yoda who's like red