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Crop dusting the blue cheese at the grocery store and waiting for people to come up and smell it and be like “mmmm. That’s good cheese”

A house built in the 60’s, has the same shitty floors, cabinets, windows, etc from the 60’s, and has had the same owner since the 60’s should be rented out for the same price it would’ve been in the 60’s. Hate paying 2026 prices for some shithole. Want to up rent? Update shit.

Hey siri. Why can my butthole taste peppers

Saying not to kill a spider in your home because they’re “good” is the exact kind of propaganda we’ve grown to expect from Big Spider.

@Milajoy This is a literal lie.

This is how 2020 was looking until about 3 AM. All systems went down, and when they came back, Biden was magically ahead. They all CHEATED. Obviously. Pass the SAVE America Act. Whatever it takes.

@jakepaul He’s a real American citizen who hates Trump which makes him a patriot. Fuck you

Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

You ever meet your elderly parents friends and think….fuck…my parents are definitely swingers? Me neither. Asking for a friend.

Joining #ICE and only targeting other ICE agents and their families. So Billy Bob, back to Europe.

I’ve had 9 hot dogs for lunch with hot sauce. If there’s a #kalshi bet out there on whether I shit my pants at work, somebody’s about to win BIG

@EndWokeness Good riddance.

BREAKING: Beloved school bus driver in PA fired over sign asking kids to speak English

Going for a personal record. Six. Yes six! Consecutive poops with no brown on the first wipe.

“Don’t tell me how to raise my kids!” Why not? Your kids suck.

@Pauloforliberty @DonaldJTrumpJr @MattForTN That’s literally how maga works. You do stuff constantly to own the libs. Have a little self awareness.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @MattForTN

Tennessee, listen up. Tomorrow is the special congressional election for district 7, so get out and vote for @MattForTN , his opponent is total lunatic who supports "police abolition" and every other woke word salad you can imagine Vote for Matt Van Epps!!!

I truly believe that members Congress should each only make as much as their average constituent does for their state/district and should have the same health care. Want to make a bunch of money and have free healthcare? Then the rest of us need to too

@w_terrence This is insane and racist. You can’t even claim there’s an Islam issue without bringing up the Christianity issue then considering Christians commit more violent crimes and acts of terrorism in this country than any other demographic

Dear Obama… you are also to blame for what happened to our troops in DC, and it’s time you face the music. The Islamic issue we’re seeing today didn’t start this week — it started on YOUR watch. Barack Hussein Obama is the reason Islam is taking over America. Period. He opened the floodgates and dumped hundreds of thousands of people from terror-plagued countries straight into our cities. He did this to destroy America ISIS exploded under his watch. He laughed, called them the “JV team,” and watched them consume half of Iraq and Syria while he sat back and did nothing. Then he loaded planes with $1.7 BILLION in cash, flown secretly at night to Iran — the same regime screaming “Death to America.” That money armed our enemies. And now this week in Washington, D.C., two National Guard troops were shot by an Afghan man his floodgates helped unleash… and Biden kept the door wide open. Obama didn’t protect America. He opened the gates, funded terrorists, and created the chaos we’re suffering now.

@Imperfectblever @SenSchumer He would know. He’s committed it almost as many times as he’s molested children

@SenSchumer Nope! Let’s be clear: The President is reminding everyone what the penalty is for Treason!

Let’s be crystal clear: the President of the United States is calling for the execution of elected officials. This is an outright THREAT. Every Senator, every Representative, every American—regardless of party—should condemn this immediately and without qualification.

@reallydrsam @SenSchumer No it’s not. It’s freedom of speech.

@SenSchumer Elected officials are telling our military to ignore orders from their superiors. These is sedition.

@CroslowTerry @SenSchumer He literally is

@SenSchumer That’s not what he’s doing Schumer and you know it.

@Lindsey52384781 @SenSchumer Doesn’t mean it’s sedition! Especially since he committed that already himself. It’s dangerous for email president to just label his political rivals as guilty of sedition when he doesn’t like them and call for their execution. No crime was even committed

@SenSchumer Brush up on the law. He’s correct. Sedition and treason are punishable by death. But here we are, only giving part of the story in your post.