Kimathi ole Sugoi

@abuga_makori Same vibe, hii imeenda 🤣

Eng. Oscar Sudi with Naiyanoi Ntutu Ng'eno, the wife to former Emurua Dikirr MP Johanna Ng'eno.

@Thuranira_1 Okuyus are used to facing existential threats, good luck to KaSellout 🤣

That boy is recklessly trying to divide the entire country. If you see him, remind him there is no Agikuyu, Luo, or Meru when it comes to unity. Kenya is one nation and no one gets to tear it apart on the basis of tribalism.

@BernardKavuli Probably Sudi hasn't received his pay for the garage services he provides lol 🤣

Traders at Muthurwa Market dump uncollected garbage on Jogoo Road in protest disrupting traffic.

@Kenyans You guys took away our boys lunch while State house runs on a bloated budget

CS Tuya Announces Deployment of KDF to Deal With Criminals read.kenyans.co.ke/gSGKl

@Masika_039 Ugali man anafaa apike tu mutura, he is spreading harmful stereotypes about Africans by his low IQ theatrics

Ombachi ?

@DrJuma_M This is a ret@rded take, Israel itself has only a population of about 7 million jews, and why would they even move to third world hellhole that Kenya is 🤣

CONFIRMED:Ruto will is Planning on settling 3M israelis in Kenya and give them kenyan IDS to vote for him.

@NdindiNyoro This guy sounds like he cares until you learn that he recently sold a huge amount of his shares at KPLC and still remains as the single largest individual investor in the parastatal despite being only a 2 term MP. Fraud!

GoK should start working on either or all the below options to shield Kenyans from oil supply effects. Add resources for Fuel Stabilisation to offer fuel subsidies from next Month, Reduce VAT on fuel & Reduce Fuel Levy. We are African and Africa is our Business..

@mumiasfinest Abducted why

Huyu ni Madam Caro Principal of Kakamega County polytechnic Tvt is no more Huyu ndio alikua anatrend juzi aty amejirusha kutoka kwa gorofa kwa sababu ya majukumu ya familia kumshinda ila yote ilikua Uongo. Inasemekana kwamba madam Caro was abducted on Wednesday, na Leo amepatikana Lake victoria akiwa amekufa. Kwa sasa Yuko Rassia morgue na huenda mwili wake ukasafiriswa Hadi kakamega, Utu ulienda wapi 😭💔.

@Kibet_bull The Israeli man bought or leased the property though, Kenyans should be more worried about the open border policies of Kasongo

Kenya is giving 500 acres to Israelis in Solai Nakuru when Kenyans have not been settled. We have displaced people in Kuresoi, Narok and some in Trans Mara.

@thekenyatimes Honestly he's the cream of the crop with regards to the available options

Former Makueni Governor Kivutha Kibwana enjoying life in the village. The law professor is one of the few governors in Kenya who have never been associated with any corruption scandal.

@_Sakko While Gen Z are distracted by "mafurumbanya" the boomer elites have perniciously stolen their future from them through flagrant economic mismanagement

this is my neighbor, pale kwa biashara kiambu road ..she joined us mid last year kufanya biashara yake ya salon na dreadlocks ..Im weeping seeing her close down her business which she must have spent over kshs 1M kuset up .Buana, if we don't change the current leadership tuko nayo hii Kenya in 2027, then the majority of us 90% will be in pain forever. Shida sio kukosa wateja shida ni eti hakuna pesa ina circulate kwa mwanachi wa kawaida.

@ivymuthe I don't blame her for taking such a drastic action, if you are going to be an apparatchik to the kleptocratic order then you can await a pathetic end to your miserable existence

Karen Nyamu's car runs over and injures one suspected goon who was part of a gang that disrupted her rally at Kabete Polytechnic. The goon was trying to smash her car's windshield as others attacked from the sides, he has since been rushed to hospital.

@Maryian96 Kasong should avoid places of high altitude if he doesn't want to combine his hypoxia with severe acute malnutrition

"Kama wewe ni mwanaume kwa nini hukuongea mambo ya Riggy G ukiwa hapa mlimani." ~ Gachagua dares Ruto

@_toxicprince96 Pawa kama io unatoa wapi 🤣

Hakuna kitu hubamba kama kudinya dem in public places, it's so stimulating and fulfilling😌

@GeneraliZo9164 I know camera man will be among the first to road test suez canal before the avalanche ensues 👀

Will be spending a night today here 😊. I'm in one of Kenyans most expensive hotels along the Aberdare 😹😹,,. I'm grateful to God for this far 🎉🤗. Tell those tweeps wenye walikuwa wanataka Suez canal ndo wanipee gig wanikome ... I only do high end gigs >>> Habari iwafikie !!

@MiddleEastEye Both are cucked and owned by you know who 🤣

US President Donald Trump has claimed that Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, is "kissing his ass" during a speech at an investment summit in Miami

@moneyacademyKE What is it with yomune folk and the clearing of forests, kwanza the former president Moi really spearhead this lol

Kenya’s government has now approved clearing 76 acres of indigenous forest in Nairobi National Park for Bomas expansion

@ME_Observer_ It's not like he's not glazing Israel too lol 😂

⚡️⭕️ Trump talking about Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman: He didn’t think he would be kissing my ass, he really didn’t…and now he has to be nice to me….he better be nice to me, he’s gotta be..

@Kibet_bull Bro why did you stop drawing the Kasongo memes

So principal of Kakamega polytechnic staged her abductions and killed herself?? Where are the government bloggers?

@KenGregce @MarthaKarua @RaphaelTuju @Domondi_254 Broo 🤣🤣🤣

@MarthaKarua @RaphaelTuju @Domondi_254 Mmeletea yeye hadi Duvet ya DCP 😂😂😂

Visited @RaphaelTuju this morning at Karen hospital with @Domondi_254 am glad that he is recovering well .