RUF'ing KiddingMe

@Buncahn Elmo is basically a hi-tech conman. His entire brand and net worth is built on the promise of things to come that never come and eventually get replaced by more things that won't come. It's a never-ending cycle of suckers falling for his schtick over and over and over.

Elon has to keep promising increasingly insane and "ambitious" projects because the more grounded in reality, the more he's actually gotta prove it (see: cybercab and optimus) so with something like Terafab, he can now effectively fully move the goalposts so that inevitably when cybercab and optimus don't come close to projected scale or timelines, the Terafab will have effectively bought him enough time to keep the whole thing going. what a big fucking joke

@RonFilipkowski It is also something that will in no way ever happen.

Musk got his guy in charge of NASA to direct many billions of taxpayer dollars to pay for Musk's hobbies and dreams on something that will in no way benefit the average American. x.com/atrupar/status…

@28delayslater NotGonnaHappenOptimus

Tesla’s evolving robot story Optimus -> Digital Optimus -> TerafOptimus 🤔

@M44_1RJ @elonmusk The Tesla pumping shills and bots are currently operating on overdrive.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Reiterating “Buy” on $TSLA with PT $528 by Elon’s 55th birthday this year! @elonmusk

@MbarkCherguia Cash.

Men, be 100% honest… $50,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰

@kylaschwaberow The paid Tesla shills and bot farm ball gargling accounts are insufferable. Same old exaggerated optimism schtick over and over and over.

$TSLA will triple in 2026. Book it.

@PeterDiamandis If you believe any of Elmo's bold predictions will ever come true, what a time to be clueless.

Elon really threw some bold predictions into our conversation. An economy 10x its size in 10 years, a moon base, people on Mars, mass drivers in orbit.  What a time to be alive!

@NBCNews Soon to be followed by canceling the base plans and replacing them with something else that will never happen.

NASA is cancelling plans to deploy a space station in lunar orbit and will instead use its components to construct a $20 billion base on the moon’s surface over the next seven years, its new chief Jared Isaacman says. nbcnews.com/science/space/…

@CBSNews I'm just here to laugh at the accounts who actually think those "ambitious long-range plans" will ever happen. Apparently, NASA is following the Elmo Musk playbook of overpromising hype that will never happen.

NASA announced ambitious long-range plans Tuesday to spend $20 billion over the next seven years to build a moon base near the lunar south pole featuring habitats, pressurized rovers and nuclear power systems. cbsn.ws/4d7UUy2

@DeItaone I'm just here to laugh at all the Elmo ball gargling paid shill and bot accounts pretending anything he says will actually happen.

MUSK: TESLA AND SPACEX TO JOINTLY BUILD ADVANCED CHIP MANUFACTURING PLANT

@DeItaone Chance of Elmo pulling off anything he says he will do? 0%, because he is a snake oil salesman.

MUSK PLANS AI CHIP MEGA-FACTORY Elon Musk says Tesla and SpaceX will build a major chip facility in Austin to meet soaring AI demand. The “Terafab” site will include two fabs—one for Tesla’s AI (cars, robots) and one for SpaceX’s space-based data centers. Musk says current suppliers can’t meet future needs. He aims for the plant to produce 1 terawatt of computing power annually—about double current U.S. capacity. No timeline was given, and the project faces execution risk, but it highlights growing pressure for in-house chip production.

@ImGinnyRobinson Only idiots have ever believed in him.

Trump made us all look like IDIOTS for believing in him.

@atrupar Narrator: No, they won't.

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman: "We're gonna build President Trump's moon base"

@KobeissiLetter BREAKING: Nothing Elmo says should be believed due to previous announcements that turned out to be total BS.

BREAKING: Elon Musk announces that Tesla and SpaceX will jointly build an advanced chip manufacturing plant in Austin, Texas. Details include: 1. Musk says the “Terafab” site will include two fabs, one for Tesla’s AI and one for SpaceX’s space-based data centers 2. Musk aims for the plant to produce 1 terawatt of computing power annually, 2x current US capacity 3. Musk says current suppliers can not meet future needs for Tesla and SpaceX The AI Revolution is accelerating.

@imriona Body wash was always a marketing gimmick to get people to spend more money when showering and bathing. Same thing with unnecessary laundry additives.

i understand now why people bathe w/ bar soap instead of body wash

@BraddrofliT Bingo! Then, when nothing gets accomplished except undoing the previous administration's fuckups, the new administration will get blamed for nothing getting accomplished, then the ones who created the fuckups get returned to power to fuck things up even more. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Here’s the part no one is saying: The next president won’t get a real first term. They’ll inherit a repair job. Rebuilding alliances. Restoring credibility. Undoing damage. An entire presidency spent fixing what Trump broke.

@DevonGuerrero ...or build a city on the moon... or build data centers in space... or build robots of any useful utility... or pretty much anything Elmo predicts as part of his grift for investors and government contracts.

Hot take: SpaceX was never going to Mars

@CBSNews Galactic aspirations. The grifter that keeps on grifting.

Elon Musk unveiled plans for a massive chip manufacturing facility in Austin, Texas, that he said will power his "galactic" aspirations. cbsn.ws/4c2NmeI

@Edvinng @DailyNoud "Elon is a moral compass" has to be one of the funniest things I've seen posted.

@DailyNoud Elon Musk would never get involved in such transactions. Elon is a moral compass—only those who know nothing about him would believe such rumors.

BREAKING: Elon Musk has expressed interest in purchasing OnlyFans and shutting down the company: “Yeah, I’ll do it. I don’t see why not.”

@Acyn Trump has a firm grasp of his target audience, which are dumb as a bag of hammers idiots.

Trump: It was brought to my attention today that we’re the only country that does mail in voting. I call it mail in cheating.