Amber Jokes

Oh my gosh this is the best thing that's ever happened to me

I'm so sad that after Sabrina Carpenter tweeted that I was opening for her on tour she didn't even send me a hat or something

@sakura_branches I misread as Jackie Tyler and was so confused like what did I miss??

jackie taylor getting kicked out of the sad lesbian trio because there's francesca now is peak jackie taylor behavior she really can't have anything

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

i miss the god complex english class gave me

the most beautiful women you know are not allowed to eat grapefruit

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

a turkey sandwich can be a friend, a sister, a light at the end of the tunnel, a first sip of beer after a long day’s work….

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

@TustinRaider @JennyENicholson Was there two summers ago!

@JennyENicholson A video popped up in my feed not too long ago, but I checked and it’s from late 2024. I tried Googling but can’t find any evidence of either the show being ripped out or still in operation. Unfortunately I am not local so I can’t go and check.

I have an ongoing map of places that have animatronics, other than in theme parks - like ones in shops and restaurants and stuff. But it makes me sad because there aren't that many. Some very large dead zones

@JennyENicholson Hills Chevron mini Mart in Blaine, Washington has a large animatronic moose head mounted on the wall. Makes me want to cry but I was very brave about it.

@DonBluth @Traditional2D @artoflavallelee @DonBluthStudios You're my favorite animator!!

✨50K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY✨ To celebrate 50,000 followers, I'm giving away one Elliot plushie and a signed Blu-Ray from Pete’s Dragon. How To Enter: 🐉 Follow me @DonBluth 🐉 Repost & Like 🐉 Comment Good luck! I will be doing another giveaway at 55k followers, and every major milestones after. - Don

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Is it really Christmas if my dad doesn't offer my fiance a blunt?

If I'm going to keep getting tagged in @SabrinaAnnLynn tweets can I please get like a free hat or perhaps invited to a show for my troubles @TeamSabrina

@SabrinaTimes Please untag me I'm just a girl 😭 don't do this to my notifications I beg you

“[…] for graciously accepting the pink fuzzy handcuffs 💋 as well as my sweet darling @instagramber after your set! See you tonight LA for night 3! 4 shows left 💔”

Sabrina Carpenter via Instagram! 📲 “LA nights 1 and 2 🖤🖤🖤 thank you for showing up amidst the rain and making these last shows some of the loudest and sweetest of all time. thank you to the ultimate dream sisters @dakotafanning @ellefanning […] ”

@SCdailyupdates @DakotaFanning @ElleFanning Please untag me I'm just a girl 😭 don't do this to my notifications I beg you

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