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On a driveway in Quincy, I dreamt of winning the Stanley Cup. Three local guys nearly fulfilled that dream, and while it didn’t turn out exactly as we wished, hopefully, they inspired many more. Best league ever. #ThankYouBruins @spittinchiclets @stoolpresidente @MikeGrinnell_

@worldhockeyrpt Murder 1?

Alright folks, what’s the call?

@FBGreatMoments This is an excellent idea. Mahomes.

Which NFL quarterback is this? 🧐

@Timcast Oh sure, I think they are doing their best, but it's not our best.

“It is crazy to me that people think this guy didn’t do everything he could do.” The idea that Dan Bongino and Kash Patel aren’t doing the best they can is laughably absurd.

@PeteBlackburn 🦎

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@Eggveal_ Get yourself in the building, but make sure you find your way to the other side.

Phish people - is it worth it to sit behind the stage for the MSG shows?

@StandUpForTrmp Dumb cunt. Sorry. Cunt.

Describe President Trump with ONE Word!

@Jamesjonesik8 Croutons.

What a time to be alive.

@alphafox Incel energy, Mr Alpha Fox.

How it would look if only men voted: 😌

@nicksortor We Are The World 🫠

🚨 WATCH: Barron Trump walks into Thanksgiving dinner at Mar-a-Lago behind his dad Barron’s a human TOWER He’ll be President one day. Watch.

@UncleFesterFart @spittinchiclets Your name is outstanding, but Kastelic did not jump him by any standard.

@spittinchiclets How is a 4th line goon nobody allowed to jump the Wings best player and net even get an instigator penalty? NHL refereeing is absolutely atrocious and has become a joke. If Biz was on the Wings he would be losing his mind. Someone on the Wings needs to respond and hurt somebody

Kastelic with a VICIOUS right to finish Moritz Seider 🤜 💥

@LauraLoomer I'd be ok stopping at 1. Trump will be impeached.

It’s time for everyone on the right to decide what they want. Do you want to live in a communist country? Or do you want to tweet your edgy hot takes till you go to prison? Because that’s the alternative if we lose the House and Senate. 1. Trump will be impeached. 2. His entire family will be jailed 3. Trump and his supporters will be targets of violence 4. We will have a communist takeover and America will be finished as we know it. We have less than one year till midterms. I hope for everyone’s sake people can accept that everyone has their own opinions on foreign policy and let’s get back to focusing on DOMESTIC POLICY and combatting the Left. We aren’t going to win elections if every Conservative with a large platform just obsesses over Israel everyday. We need to focus on the Left. If you don’t agree, then you’re likely working with the Left to destabilize our country and undermine MAGA. Time to focus. Time to stop pretending like a foreign nation controls Trump and time to start focusing your obsessive energy on supporting Trump’s agenda and defeating the radical left. We can all make America a better place to live together if we focus on combatting the Left.

@tedcruz You are such a dork.

As predicted, the Democrats have finally surrendered after 43 days of a government shutdown. And as promised, the sombrero memes will cease…after this one. 🤣🤣

@realspitfire Here's the thing: we don't give a shit. If they're on the list, then they should be crucified regardless of political affiliation.

All I have to say to Democrats: Be careful what you wish for……there are a lotta names on that list you wont want released. If Trump was on the list, you all would’ve released it years ago.

@adamcarolla I'm sad to see what happened to you, Ace Man.

What’s sadder - old hippies or old porn stars?

Twitter is now a complete cesspool.

@mattgaetz I genuinely forgot about this guy. Remember him @johncfahey?

No Kings indeed. All betas.

@EndWokeness Hey MAGA men, come out of the closet and enjoy life.

LGBTQ crosswalk in Miami Beach torn up by Florida DOT

@stoolpresidente Loser take, Pres.

So because Viktor Hovland slept on his neck awkwardly and couldn’t play Europe was gifted a free .5 pt that won them the Ryder Cup? Sick league.

@MAGAVoice Enjoy Rob Schneider films.

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump just posted this on Truth. YES I STOPPED WATCHING THEM ALL 💯

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10 penalty shots, how many goals are you getting against a pro goalie? @spittinchiclets @ChicletsCup presented by @DrinkBODYARMOR