Jon

I’m building Shopify apps at @honeybound_co. Most of my work is around the messy parts of ecommerce growth: • attribution • consent • conversion tracking • ROAS signal quality • AI commerce readiness • what merchants can actually measure If you care about Shopify growth infrastructure, I’ll be writing about it here.

@trashh_dev If we look at it this way, AI is awesome. I will fully invest in any tool that I can use to increase time with my family

pretty much sums up my feels

@SumitM_X “Forgive me, I meant uuidv4”

Tech Lead tells you: "Never use UUID as primary key .." Whats your reply ?

@trashh_dev Is this anime?

BONG

@rezoundous Me literally right now:

Running 3 parallel Codex sessions and I'm already feeling unproductive with the context switching. How is anyone running more parallel sessions?

@anshnanda I’m gonna operate my phone while my agents do all the problem solving.

Coding isn’t problem-solving anymore. It’s just operations.

@ThePrimeagen Incoming ratio, I’m sure of it

@ThePrimeagen C-suites and managers reading this post:

Honestly why stop at 100x engineer? Just use more agents, you literally could be 1000x, 10000x, 100000x just by scaling You could what you use to in an entire year in one second

@kenwheeler Come to Arizona and do the same but different

hell yeah memorial day weekend i guess im just gonna put a hoodie on and go fuck myself

@thdxr @LukeParkerDev Don’t block me please

@thdxr @LukeParkerDev Amount of hairs on head maybe?

dax actually fell off guys, the bubble is burst its over

@djcows As long as I can buy my gpus in bulk

nobody will complain about AI datacenters if we just build them on top of Costcos

@CtrlAltDwayne Looking forward to the acquisition

CumBench v1.0 results are in. Gemini 3.5 Flash ranks #1 on the CumBench benchmark, outperforming much larger models a whole size above it in real-world finish quality. The gap is honestly staggering.

@Im_IrushiK Boxers or briefs?

You’re sitting next to Elon Musk, what’s the first thing you’d ask him?

@craigzLiszt just keep scrolling everybody

you can’t really call people non-technical anymore 2026 is weird

@hiarun02 Do you want to tokenmaxx like a 100x engineer or not?

How do you guys decide when to use different Intelligence?

@icanvardar Because I got 100X more subscriptions to AI providers duh

if you’re a 100x dev, why aren’t you retired yet?

@NoahKingJr You’ll just get a detailed report from an OpenClaw agent as a response

What if I start commenting “Who asked ?” under everyone’s LinkedIn posts?

@sflorimm Hence why you lost every possible option on your resume. Trust me they love it

companies hiring for exact stack matches instead of actual problem solvers is still such a broken game

@grugcapital 0, the buckets don’t actually exist

This question is asked at Citadel for $650k/year roles: If you have one bucket filled with 3 gallons of water and another bucket filled with 2 gallons of water, how many buckets do you have? 99% of people fail

@teej_dv I prefer my agents write code using brainf*ck language. I don’t even want the opportunity to review the output.

if you're still writing typescript, you're ngmi. everyone i know who is on the most advanced ai usage has already moved to coffeescript. it is BY FAR the most token efficient language of all time AND it makes the agent act like it's loaded on caffeine