chimpanzee on a keyboard

Assigned retard at birth

POV: desayuno, almuerzo y cena en Argentina

@iamufohunter The teeth don’t even match up here

Palm Beach Pete is Jeffrey Epstein, 100% proof.

@legit_scumbag Lmaooo I’m tryin to get sober at least

Dude who has a beer gut from drinking NA beers

@you_effo Welcome to West VA!

Stopped at the first gas station I saw in West Virginia. Employee was walking around the store in SOCKS ONLY

They should fuck

@bosberus @DSAccount1996 @BielsaAteMyPie @SamieTariq @SydneyLWatson Can I interest you in a banana

@interestingmids @DSAccount1996 @BielsaAteMyPie @SamieTariq @SydneyLWatson Yes and they suck too.

Bro why has Islam become trendy? It's a misogynistic, anti-life cult. What the fuck are we doing. 😂

@BaileyisBratty There is no fun in insulting women. Unless you are an incel I suppose

btw, successful and desireable men are not on the internet insulting random women for the hell of it

@yuzu_4ever The smartest people in life are often miserable, even with endless worldly possessions.

i am always suspicious of people who claim to be smart but are miserable. if they really were that smart, they would have figured out how to live a joyous life.

@LukeDempsey1099 @chico_ray It’s cause right wingers are too stupid to figure out what the fuck they’re even feeling, so their smooth brains default to permanent seethe and blame ‘the libs.’ Low IQ and zero emotional literacy plagues you.

@chico_ray Here's why:

Why are Leftists celebrating the most misogynistic, oppressive religion on the planet—for women? I don’t understand.

@MF_Techs @Talia_ais @chico_ray You should leave the shore

@Talia_ais @chico_ray Levels of retarded that we never should have felt touch our shores.

@bosberus @DSAccount1996 @BielsaAteMyPie @SamieTariq @SydneyLWatson There are around 30 to 35 Christian nations that will kill you and imprison you over homosexuality.

@DSAccount1996 @BielsaAteMyPie @SamieTariq @SydneyLWatson Ah cool so you get only killed or imprisoned when you act on it, that's very different then. Almost thought muslim countries were homophobic backwaters there for a sec.

@ArabAngelZ Idk I always just say “yoooo” 😂

ok seriously what are you supposed to say when someone knocks while you’re in the bathroom

@bluflavorcondom Mmmm yummy poop 😋

yeah sure dip it in poop

not now kitten daddy’s gotta figure out what taxes are

sometimes you gotta love oomf mexicanly

I wasn’t a nerd or jock growing up. I was Mexican

I love being Mexican!!

@MurrayHillGuy1 city rentcuck seething at suburbs being ‘boring’ lmao. You’re rotting in a $4k roach motel jerking to noise and crime while we own actual homes, grill steaks on acres, rail our wives, and actually plan a future instead of scrolling on tinder til 40

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

@biffpippVGC @MusingwithADHD @bsmithers41 @MurrayHillGuy1 You haven’t drank enough, or for long enough

@MusingwithADHD @bsmithers41 @MurrayHillGuy1 I’ve been violently drunk on many occasions and never had one the morning after