jayyyyyyyyyyyy

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.” CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

strokes coachella set has been a gd treat

Updated Playoff Odds

I love you Ottawa Senators

@dartgurlie This one’s top 5 😭

The fish suffocating on land watching Moses walk through the Red Sea with his people:

licc-em low lisa is a bop

@chelso67 the biggest unchecked bucket list item 😭

@internetjayem AH IM SO STOKED FOR YOU

AHHH I GOT GORILLAZ TICKETS

this is surreal as fuckkkkkk

Gorillaz have released their new animated short film ‘THE MOUNTAIN, THE MOON CAVE AND THE SAD GOD’ “In a time of Al overload, this is our love letter to craftsmanship. We're chasing the feel of pencil on paper.” 🔗: youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?si…

Ok so the gorillaz record IS good

gosling and gorillaz on snl ohhhhhhh snap 🥵

@WSJ Boomers:

Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens. on.wsj.com/3OjPW6M

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

Today is Mondnesday, December the 37th

college football still out here giving

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

Ole Miss even put Kiffin's clothes in the street

SNL did a macgruber sketch 😭❤️