🦇CreepyCrawlyChelso🦇 (they/them)

@Uber uhhhh what?

When she called him "Reggie" @TheBoysTV

🎵 It's been a whiile

9 years ago. @HillaryClinton warned us: “This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes – because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.”

Interesting he left out the fact that he voted against the 2005 Civil Marriage Act, which legalized same-sex marriage across Canada despite his own father being gay. What a guy.

The State of the World. Soundtrack by Radiohead.

Kinda cool @hasanthehun

@internetjayem AH IM SO STOKED FOR YOU

AHHH I GOT GORILLAZ TICKETS

On this International Women’s Day, we remain vigilant about what we must protect. And we remain determined about accomplishing the work ahead.

"To truly love another is to accept that the work of loving them is worth the pain of losing them." 💔

How did I know?

I genuinely wish that @finnwolfhard could know that he forever changed the way I sing Sabrina's Nobody's Son And I mean that in THE best way

There's no way to report this happening because the only portion of the drive that's actually recorded is the driver that picks me up.

@Uber for the second time in two months, one of your "top drivers" has accepted the fare, went to McDonald's instead, sat there for 10 minutes, read and ignored my messages and didn't answer my call. After 15 mins for a driver that's 2 minutes away, I've requested another.

Now that I'm into my mid-30s, the only way I know what day it is, is from my pill box.

@UberEats I'm trying to upload a photo of the long blonde curly hair that was in my order but it's telling my it's an invalid file type in both the app and desktop site...

You know in Anastasia when Rasputins body starts to fall apart? I really felt that.

My boss: what are you smirking for? Me: not smirking just have clinical depression dick.

New idea for the doomsday clock. Just ask millenials how close we are to a legit mental breakdown.