My girlfriend doesn’t like when I say shit in mandarin like sorry 你受不了这热度 baby
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Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus
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Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus
@intestinallyslo
If opera exists so too must god
Your Mom’s House Katılım Şubat 2020
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@watt_hem Gestapo Apostles: show us your papers
Jesus: my cock you say? Big cock guys huh
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@intestinallyslo Fun fact: Jesus canonically grew his foreskin back after being resurrected. It’s actually how he convinces his apostles that it’s really him and not a lookalike
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Freaky aah Jesus like ALL of him is risen? Jews killed him cuz of peen envy
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thank you dinosaurs for your sacrifice or else we wouldn’t have gotten dune
Barto@bartonovopolis
One of the most insane things to think about for me is that humans probably wouldn't exist at all if it wasn’t for that one asteroid randomly hitting Earth 66 million years ago. The butterfly effect of that completely accidental event is wild.
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@watt_hem Bill Gates? The software entrepreneur?
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@intestinallyslo My dad says that bill gates put a thin layer of chemicals on the outside of produce that’s toxic to humans.
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You guys seriously need to be washing your produce before you eat it. I been touching and breathing on that shit and I have influenza A
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Regime change in Venezuela? In the year of our lord 1 A.K.?
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Everytime I look at myself in the mirror, I hear Chris Collinsworth go “Now here’s a guy”
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Jerking off to clear my head before I go to the polls. Yeah, it’s gonna be a Game time decision 11/4/2024
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And that, kids, is why you never drive with your knees and rub one out at the same time. Cops don’t like highway rubbery
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Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to die in the Battle of Beijing 2027
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LAST TABLE AT THE WEDDING LETS GOOO #23 OF 23 TABLES
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I asked my aunt if a Honda accord has a soul and she got up and walked away
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