MKUltra victim

@intestinallyslo 智者用一根长如长江的棍子去捅那只熊

My girlfriend doesn’t like when I say shit in mandarin like sorry 你受不了这热度 baby

@intestinallyslo I forget the actual passage but the gist is that there’s no way anyone could find such a good lookalike that ALSO has a ridiculous hog

@watt_hem Gestapo Apostles: show us your papers Jesus: my cock you say? Big cock guys huh

Freaky aah Jesus like ALL of him is risen? Jews killed him cuz of peen envy

@intestinallyslo My dad says that bill gates put a thin layer of chemicals on the outside of produce that’s toxic to humans.

You guys seriously need to be washing your produce before you eat it. I been touching and breathing on that shit and I have influenza A

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.

Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy

i’m not even compelled by the amulet like that bro. i just wanna see it. is that so wrong

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything? My friends:

@intestinallyslo ^This guy thinks that worms are insects

@watt_hem How soon we forget about Dune and Dune Part 2

I wish there was a movie about giant insects that isn’t also about people being shrunken to the size of a pea

“Poland’s water supply is run by 8 mollusks with a spring glued to them” sounds like a hilariously dismissive joke until you realize it’s literally true

Told my coworkers I walked 10 minutes from the office to the conference space and they looked at me like I told them I drink peepee

Me 🤝Jewish Men Forever and always

i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch

@intestinallyslo A short trip to Illinois no?

Strong swimmer energy

Almost the 4 year anniversary so time to post the greatest video of all time again

@intestinallyslo Holy crap

My phone died. I lost all my photos. EVERY single one. ALL my drafts. I may as well be dead.

@RadishHarmers It’s not really these probs that need diagramming. ex. A rare problem involves seating ppl at a square table w/ 9+ numbered seats and asking: who is to the left/right of whom with rules like W is 4 seats away from Z or A can’t sit by B. Much harder to solve w/out vision IMO

An example.

I guess I've never learnt how blind people deal with geometry class/tests either (which would seem much more directly related to visualization ordinarily), but surely they do in some fashion. Blindness isn't lack of understanding such concepts, just lack of eyesight.