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@popsicles88__ With gusto

How do people eat this😫?

@mtracey will backfire

Pete Hegseth, at today's Christian Prayer & Worship Service at the Pentagon, prays for Almighty God to "pour out your wrath" and "break the teeth of the ungodly." He begs the Almighty to sanction "overwhelming violence" against "those who deserve no mercy"

@StarWarsDaily_ Pull my finger! and know the true power of the force

What is Darth Vader saying?

@EricLDaugh It's a Major award

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just said Iran's leaders sent him a "present" as part of proving who is really in control The present, related to oil and gas, arrived today, worth a "tremendous amount of money" "They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money." "And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize." "They gave it to us, and they said they were going to give it, so that meant one thing to me — we deal with the right people." "No, it wasn't nuclear-related. It was oil and gas-related, and it was a very nice thing they did." "But what it showed me is that we're dealing with the right people."

@JamesLucasIT although fast food restaurants existed in the 1930s their ingredients were probably more wholesome and not chemically treated to keep you hungry.

This is a New York City newsstand in the 1930s Genuine question: why no overweight people?

@ChristnNitemare holy war? No. Oily war

Christian Nationalist congressman Andy Ogles just posted this with the following text: "This is a battle of good vs evil. We must reaffirm that our nation was built on Christian principles. ✝️ Join Us 🇺🇸"

@ChestyPullerGst It's an IQ test. Round peg in a square hole

The hell?

@herotimeszero An Asylum

A group of dolphins is a pod. A group of bats is a colony. What do you call a group of Trump supporters?

@PlanetOfMemes Squirrel looking for nuts

Your chances of being attacked by a squirrel are typically very low but never zero. 🐿

@Mollyploofkins Trump's Counting on Maga to be morons. I think but that's what the "M" stands for

Trump: I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

@Hot_Pepper76 Buddy Rich

He was an icon for drummers. He never read music or formally practiced, yet inspired generations and was called "the world's greatest drummer." Do you know his name? Here he is in a short clip from The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Wow.

@lippyent Bankers

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@WorkElizab well they haven't made, Headlights, like that for a long time so I'm going to say somewhere on 54

Judging by the car,what year whas this photo taken

@iAnonPatriot Gilligan! where are you little buddy

Vietnam vet shoots his M-60 for the very first time since the war. Muscle memory kicked in. 🤣🤣

@NobodymrRobert and here I was putting back on the track by hand

WoW that's how it's done.

@Matt_Pinner That or cowbell

@Matt_Pinner Reaper

What name would You give him? 🤔

@dvorahfr moonons, or loonies

Earth: Earthling Mars: Martian Moon: ? Grok Imagine 4.20🥰

@atrupar why should you empathize with anybody who punches himself in the face

WELKER: Do you think it's appropriate for the president to celebrate the death of a Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient who served in Vietnam? BESSENT: Neither one of us can understand what has been done to the president and his family WELKER: But is it appropriate for the president to celebrate the death of any American citizen? BESSENT: Give what has been done to President Trump and his family, it is impossible for either of us to understand what he's been through WELKER: So you don't think there's anything wrong with a post saying, 'Good. Robert Mueller's dead'? BESSENT: We should have empathy for what's been done to the president and his family

@MbarkCherguia clean up on aisle.... oh crap.... I quit

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