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Good morning fuckers and fucketts I am vaccinated caffeinated and freshly masterbated Time to grab the day by its balls Consensually of course

@CourtsideAura @yakyucosmo Yeah I believe the rule states if a full/complete bat jumps out and hits someone(or flew to the dugout, stands, or wherever it could have hit someone) it’s a violation

@yakyucosmo Usually those things only happen with a broken bat. Does the rule only apply when it slips from the batter’s hands? Hopefully it doesn’t apply to broken bats that go flying.

Starting tomorrow, NPB will enforce a new "hazardous swings" rule in the wake of umpire Kawakami's head injury last month. He remains unconscious. If the bat slips from the batter's hands, a warning is issued on the first offense, and ejection on the second. If the bat directly hits another person, immediate ejection occurs. If the bat flies into the dugout, photographers area, or stands, immediate ejection is enforced, even if it doesn't hit anyone.

bro is named "Penis Penis Penis" 💀

Oh no he’s not hitting like Aaron Judge while having the best pitching year in his career Yes he’s a miracle but you can’t just expect everything from him at the same time

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Part 2 Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowardly Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit: Very good Dipshit: Total dumbass Tuff shit: Take it or leave it Jack shit: Nothing The shit: Perfection Deep shit: Big trouble Shitfaced: Drunk Shitstorm: Chaos Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing Full of shit: Lying Shit-ton: Huge amount Shithead: Jerk Shithole: Terrible place Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious Don’t give a shit: Don’t care Shit happens: Oh well I shit you not: Truth Shit stirrer: Drama starter The shits: Diarrhea Good shit: Excellent Crock of shit: Nonsense Shit sandwich: Bad situation

TRAVIS BAZZANA'S FIRST MLB HOMER 🚨

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Never been so jealous of a person on Twitter

insane goodwill pickup

"One dry hump is OK. Two dry humps does not feel very good. I have been dry humped three times once. I felt like I couldn't move my arm for about eight hours." Pete Fairbanks on what it's like to for relief pitchers to get dry humped.

All this with no pitchers

Shohei Ohtani, 101mph Fastball and 89mph Sweeper, Individual Pitches + Overlay

SEIYAAAAAA

COMING SOON:

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

happy 2 year anniversary to the most iconic moment in baseball history

Holy TL from a few days ago

Travis Bazzana, the first ever #1 overall pick from Australia, walks up to "Down Under" for his first MLB at-bat

someone asked for the bat flip? 😌

Congrats but AI L