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Disability, frugality & other life adventures. Author of Frugality for Depressive. She/her. Zazzle: https://t.co/5U2IqoMMJh Redbubble: https://t.co/jl8kSi9xYl
Phoenix, AZ Katılım Aralık 2008
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@PleaseBeGneiss Imagine how much fun it is living in Arizona, working for a company in IL. There was a 6-month period (and not even my 1st year there) that I was working 1 hr early — which I only discovered when it was time to change back… to what I’d already been doing
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Someone please make a video with the wheels moving and the audio “Number 5 is alive!”
Also, pretty sure the wheels help you hide it in the closet because I think it’s likely more users will feel bad about getting blown by an oversized doll head than masturbation.
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@jlhulsman @guelphgirlchris Right? Many women don’t realize that “miscarriage” is the halt in embryo development, NOT expulsion
4 of my 5 miscarriages didn’t come with immediate… outflow. I just spotted for WEEKS.
2 needed D&Cs. Nearly 3, but I realized lifting heavyish things/exercise got things moving
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@guelphgirlchris Actions have consequences… I truly hope this woman doesn’t experience a miscarriage in the future. 🤷♀️
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@PleaseBeGneiss Has this dude never had… basically any grape sold in a grocery store?
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@ask_aubry But seriously, this guy gives me the vibes of a guy I slept with — only one partner before me — who insisted anything but a Magnum was too tight. He was Indian and was about the average for Asia. So…. 🙄🙄🙄
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@ask_aubry “Trapped” is a new one on me 😂
Guys who say this are usually perfectly average. Or may an extra inch 🙄
But there are also companies that make 20+ sizes. You give your measurements, the site tells you what will fit.
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But these are the same dudes crying about the male loneliness problem.
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Elon is a national defense contractor. He needs his security clearance revoked immediately. Any government contracts outstanding need to be cancelled immediately. This is actually insane.
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@fxedinthehead @JortsTheCat This is my cat. I call it the “how are you such a long cat?” position
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You don’t look like you’re having fun. Maybe try flopping around on the floor to change up the vibe
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Tried this. Turns out you need to be cute and furry for it to work. An adorable furry belly seems to be a key ingredient 😅
Jorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat
You don’t look like you’re having fun. Maybe try flopping around on the floor to change up the vibe
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Trump: These kids come home having had operations. The school decides what happens to your kids.
Bro, schools can’t even take kids to a MUSEUM without a permission slip.
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@MNateShyamalan Love that conservatives got a moniker so often linked to BDSM 😆 it would explain why so many of them want to subjugate people.
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It’s true, you can’t go more than hour without hearing YET ANOTHER cis man going trans because of lesbians’ mere existence. 😆😆😆
AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry
What?
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