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Me after roasting her on our first date.

@httpdotdotdott Yeh zindagi k mely

@iprofessor__ Long time no see ???

Is app ki vibe he Marr gyi hay boss jbh

@theShereee Jee filhal😭

Adhy pakistani is wajah sy depressed hain k wo pakistani hain.

@maryambaskrdo Koi bat nahi. Bus yeh life guzaar len agay mazy hain💀😂

@iprofessor__ Meri depression ki main waja yahi hy

@bhothogyayaar Han hogaya hn ghalti sy😭

@iprofessor__ 😭😭😭 ohhooo tum toh active ho

Got 5 marks out of 12 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'll die

@inehamalyck_ Ap ek aurat hain, apko behtar pata hoga

Mard ny jab bhi qalam uthaya “Aurat” ko naram, nazuk, haseen, aur khubsurat likha.. Lakin Aurat ny jab bhi likha “Mard” ko hamisha dhokybaaz, fareebi, makar or zalim likha.!!! Akhir kyun??

@Baby_loney_tune Ghair line main khary hain bro.

Real hogaya

@fatimastopcryin Ameen

@parhloelsa LMAO

@ireej_ Only sundays right?

Oh the joy of sleeping after sehri knowing that you won't have to wake up for 8am lecture🤧😩

@drbismajafarpt Go ahead

should i post the sketch i made last night?

@behtreeninsan Too much fun right

Are oranges named orange after orange or orange named orange after oranges ?

agr roze ma suicide krein ge to haram to nhi ho gi haina?

@TheCatBabe @Maria_is_honest jee bhejen inhain eidi.

Ik eidi (basket/package) to mujh ghareeb ko bhi chahyie, will to live restore karny ky waasty. 🤧

@leftwingjihadi 🤣🤣🤣

@kamillatalkies What are you upto these days

@iprofessor__ I am good too🤍

“April” month gives me a women who wear a flower dress vibe idk 😭😭

@bhothogyayaar Absy late reply krunga tumhain

@iprofessor__ 11 ghnty mein aa gy reply krne bdi jldi aa gy😭aj toh

@Babluujeee Ap tw yeh na bolen jee

@iprofessor__ Ooh barey loug

In today's episode of Amma's Maths: Mama woke up and chose to wash the windows of our room, cuz apparently mehmano ne parde hata k sbse pehle khirkiyon k ander dust dekhni hai. 🥲

@areeshaharun Seedha seedha mana krdo