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Chances are if you used Tinder in 2022 you matched with me

Bro I think the lettuce reaper got me boys

@encrypted 🥀

Who cooked ⁉️

@mil000 Retard honeypot

It’s shocking seeing people you thought were smart get so impressed by this

@mil000 The Mac mini and Studio Display market in SF must be unbelievably exploitable

buy my course on how to get cheap Studio Displays

There’s real alpha in this. My girl thinks I’m invested in the show because I love her but in reality I have a 6 leg parlay open on polymarket

@dantefofante Buddy clearly doesn’t own any chrome

buying eggzpensive clothing is stupid when hats exist. if you like fashion, stop emptying the tank on some big boisterous logo dead center of your t-shirt to show your friends you got a $3000 bonus. chances are youll spill pizza sauce on it anyway. buy the hat instead. the hat is elite. it compliments the basics. that hat is affordable. the hat satiates the itch to acquire nice things and show off your taste. the hat is flexible and can be worn with every outfit on almost any occasion. the hat doesnt get olive oil on it while cooking. the hat doesnt get destroyed in the washing machine. the hat doesnt fear some bad weather. the hat lasts a long time. the hat shows a collection. the hat is like a chameleon. if you have a desire to wear a certain brand or buy something nice, dont buy the $600 cotton tee, just get the hat instead. you can put the leftover cash towards better basics. youll get more use out of it. you wont be scared to ruin it. it scratches the itch and you wont be a neurotic freak about it getting messed up. most people dont know if your tshirt is from loro piana or amazon. let the hat be the spice in the soup.

@zld Z got motion

@irk No need to thank me, your tweet gained some popularity after I liked it.

Let’s just say adult agencies will pay quite the pretty penny for high quality leads

@drewlevinn Niche micro-banger

What is the easiest way to get 100k followers on X?

@effectfully @airkatakana @peach2k2 Get his ass

@airkatakana @peach2k2 I've been harassing you for like 1.5 years, the fuck do you mean you don't know who I am.

feels good to be able to chat with my 34747 closest friends again, how is everyone doing

@grimcodes Narrowly missed an irrecoverable aura loss there

fine then. we won't.

@publicinte You got this shit backwards. I was undercover

@irk did you get any play from this

Chances are if you used Tinder in 2022 you matched with me

@jasonesg Mom came in clutch with the care package

@irk classic mix fye

Throwback to my college dorm room phone farm

@hiiinternet Niche

ty yacine for fixing the algo 🫶

@crypt0lake How is Tunisia even inhabitable

brother

@ptr_to_joel @jiratickets Danish feta wtf? Lol

@jiratickets danish or greek brother

imagine not wanting to have kids because "the world is too fucked up" when I just ate a block of feta cheese and drank a diet coke in one sitting. figure it out

@Wolf_Dreams7 When sitting in a cubicle is effectively half of your waking life, your life is your job. You should be doing everything you can to escape that reality to have the time to live a life worth living

Mark my words There will be a Richard Mille on this wrist by the end of this year